Byron Fan Club

[Fozzie Bear]

Originally posted by Amy
I'm sure Byrons from Kentucky have wonderful accents

"ByronS"??? You said that in plural.

You mean there's more than one??!

Will the real Byron please stand forward??

 

[radionate]

Originally posted by Fozzie Bear
"ByronS"??? You said that in plural.

You mean there's more than one??!

Will the real Byron please stand forward??

Lord help us if there is more then one. One is almost too much at times!

 

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by radionate
Lord help us if there is more then one. One is almost too much at times!

And no, I'm the only Byron there is.

 

[Crazy Harry]

Do we get free crap for joining or what?

 

[radionate]

Please tell me you mean as in cheap plastic toys and such.

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Well, kewl!

Byron is our only Byron.

Free stuff? Well, you get the imaginary membership hat, the imaginary fuzzy body tee-shirt, and the new Palisades Byron action figures with Janice/Mokey accessories, a computer, and a "job wanted" sign.

They're also coming out with the Mega Byron, which stands over 6 feet tall, and you can pose him anyway you want.

Kinda like the real Byron.

There are also exclusive Byron Fan Club merchandise you can buy:
Postcards, posters, apparel, toiletries (that make you smell Good!), and the official and unofficial Byron Biographies, including the Byron Dictionary which helps you learn to say things like:

"Really!

I am! "

Indeed, there is a plethora of Byron merchandise for sale. Just visit our website:
www.byronforever.huh/?/store.

FOZ

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Originally posted by Crazy Harry
Do we get free crap for joining or what?

Well, if that's the kind of stuff that floats your boat (or sinks your sub), I'm sure our ever-wonderful Byron will be glad to send you a box for free.

Gift wrapping costs extra, tho.

 

[Crazy Harry]

Originally posted by Fozzie Bear
Indeed, there is a plethora of Byron merchandise for sale. Just visit our website:
www.byronforever.huh/?/store.

Wow, youever designed this site must be a real pro.

 

[Cantus Rock]

Well if you don't like my HTML work why don't you just come out and say it Chris?!

(No, I will NOT join your group!! )

-Matt

 

[Crazy Harry]

What? Not everything that comes out of my mouth is sarcasim.

Why won't you join? Do you hate Byron?