Britney and K-Fed are divorcing? WHY GOD WHY? IF THEY CAN'T MAKE IT IN THIS CRAZY WORLD WHO CAN? I mean, first the story book marriage of Bobby and Whitney collapses and now this MY LIFE IS OVER, WHERE'S MY CANOE? *races to the Conan set, finds canoe*
But anyways, You could be blind and see that coming. But I was looking at them and thinging "WHERE'S MY SUGAR MAMA?" She'll be coming to me, but first I gotta make a sucky rap album, fake like I have street cred, change into clothing that's 8 sizes too big for me, and change my name to D-Crox. That always gets the ladies going, Oh and I gotta have the touch that no matter who I touch or shake hands with, they become pregnant. THAT'S how I roll. Word to your foot fungus.
Daniel