I think my heart dropped into my drawers...
I mean seriously, even the slightest computer error is enough to send me into a tizzy, but I almost had a heart attack here!
So, what happened was Internet Explorer stopped work. I mean, it COMPLETELY stopped work. I'd access the icon on the desktop, it would take me to my homepage, then not do anything. Trying to click a link, or even access anything in the toolbars would result in error messages saying the program could not respond in time and had to close, etc. I was FREAKING OUT! I tried cleaning out my cookies and temporary files, that didn't work. I tried running scans (Security Essentials, Spybot, MWBAMW), all came up clean. I tried System Restore, that didn't work either.
Finally, I went into Control Panel, Internet Options, and reset the browser to it's original/default settings. That seemed to work. So... now, I've got to reconfigure my browser to the way it was before this happened.
I don't know WHAT in the world happened, but hopefully, I'll remember what do to next time, in case this happens again.
Did I mention I was really freaking out?
EDIT: Okay, I figured out what the problem was... apparently, it was the Ask toolbar... for some reason. Granted, I never even used it anyway, I just had it there to fill up empty space, since I'm used to having toolbars, but I saw as I was reconfiguring my browser, I noticed everything stopped working one I re-enabled the Ask toolbar (and I tested this three times to confirm that's what was causing the problem). Not sure why it started acting up, but I guess I won't be not using it again any time soon!
EDIT AGAIN: Okay, this explains a lot -
http://botcrawl.com/how-to-remove-ask-toolbar-malware/