BOO! The "What Scared You Today?" Thread

[D'Snowth]

Y'know... I don't get you Sarge... what is it with the constant sex-change operations? Can you not make up your mind, or are you trying avoid being captured by authority figures?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

AUTHORITY FIGURES?!?! WHERE?!?!

I mean uh...no

 

[D'Snowth]

*Blink* Oh-kay...

*Silently steps out of the thread*

*Tip-toes over to a phone booth*

Hello? Can you connect me with CIA/Intelligence?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Oh no you don't! *rips wires out, disconnecting the phone*

 

[D'Snowth]

Wow, you're a lot faster than you look!

 

[kyunkyua]

I had weird problems with my blood pressure this morning. Got up too fast multiple times , couldn't see anything, and took a nice tumble down the stairs. My mom freaked out, but I think I'm okay now.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Wow, you're a lot faster than you look!

Well, I can't let you blow my best cover now can I?

I had weird problems with my blood pressure this morning. Got up too fast multiple times , couldn't see anything, and took a nice tumble down the stairs. My mom freaked out, but I think I'm okay now.

That's scary. i hope you're ok. I know if the pollen count is really high and I stand up too fast I get dizzy and can't see anything.

 

[D'Snowth]

Well, I can't let you blow my best cover now can I?

Well what are you hiding from anyway? Are you some kind of international criminal working for a secret terrorist organization or something?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Lets just say...the government doesn't approve of experimental half-demons running around

 

[D'Snowth]

Well that actually explains a lot then.