Bill Bubble Guy's updated muppet show outline

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CLOSING NUMBER
Kermit:And now Tim Brooke-Taylor is going to close our show tonight.
He shall perform a song he has often performed before with his partners. Wild thing.
Tim plays an electric guitar, dressed in glitter glam style clothing. At the end of the number he is attacked by Animal and cries Oh no. Not again.

STATLER AND WALDORF CLOSING
W:Well another show is over.
S:Oh good.
W:Goody.
They look at each other briefly then turn to the camera and sing
Goody Goody Goody Yum Yum
 

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This is really good Martin!! :wink: I really like this a whole lot. The Wayne and Wanda sketch really got some good giggles outta me. :big_grin:
 

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Wow, this is still really great Martin and it just keeps getting better! If I could help you with the Vet's Hospital sketch I would, but I'm not good at writing comedy. Anyway, kudos for you for completing such a detailed outline, I'm sure it took alot of work!
 

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I'm very grateful to everybody who has responded so far.
Thank you. You're so complimentary.
 

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*In Groucho voice* If we were complimentary, we'd be free!

*normal* Yeah, that was such an awesome story though, Martin. Great job!
 

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Bill Bubble Guy said:
PANEL-RELAXATION THERAPIES

Tim plays Professor Melvin Clampton an expert on such therapy techniques.
On Kermit's left Uncle Deadly asserts that for him the best way to relax is to either hang upside down inside an old musty wardrobe or better yet lay down in a coffin filled with scorpions. The female What-not next to Kermit is feeling un-relaxed. She fears Deadley may try to bite her neck. He assures her he's a gentleman but she's only half convinced
I've realized I made a mistake here.:embarrassed:
I should have said on Kermit's right. Naturally Uncle Deadly and the what-not woman would be on the left hand side from the audience's point of view. But to Kermit of course it would be the other way round.:embarrassed:
 

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Awsome job Martin. Who are the "Goodys" anyways? Oh and keep up the good job. I haven't ever done a fan fic on the Muppet Show but I have done the some skits of my own on the very own "Muppet Show Fan Fic" Where it goes on and on of our very own Muppet Shows skits, songs and backstages and other. Pretty neat tho.
 
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