Grouchkateers?
Were these "Grouchkateers"?
One day Oscar started his own school, and a bunch of 5-6 kids came up to Oscar's can. These kids looked perfectly normal, though perhaps a bit more disheveled than you might expect for attending class. Oscar yelled initially something like "You're a half-hour late", but I think Oscar suggested that in grouch school that was a good thing.
The kids settled down for class while a few of the adults looked on in curiosity. Oscar began with a series of questions, two of which I remember:
O:What do you all have in your lunch?
KIDS: (in virtual unison) Sour pickles!!
O:How much is two plus two?
KIDS: FIVE!!
Then Oscar had everyone sing the school song; the Alma Mater if you will: "I Love Trash." Next, Oscar went over the homework assignment, each student had to bring in something "good". The kids each bought in nice things, like flowers. Oscar got more and more frustrated with each item, and at the last item, which was a paper lunchbag full of cookies,
O: (in desperation) They're not chocolate chip, are they?
KID: Yes they are.
That was too much for Oscar. He then threw in the towel with "School's out. School's out forever." as the class he'd assembled broke up.