Wow, of all the episodes I can't believe no one said the Tony Randall episode, when he accidently turns Miss Piggy to stone!!! I've only seen what they've shown on "The Kermit And Piggy Story" but from what I saw was hilarious!
Fozzie (to Miss Piggy): Boy, you sure are heavy. You must weigh at least a ton.
Floyd: Well that's good. That means she's lost weight!
Fozzie: Oh, come on Floyd, don't laugh. She must be terrified.
Floyd: Terrified? She's petrified!
Gonzo: Hey, great news, Miss Piggy. You'll be back to normal in no time! I just got this new book called,
Sand Blasting Without Pain!
Floyd: Hey Gonzo?
Gonzo: Yes?
Floyd: Did you hear that Miss Piggy is very worried about Kermit?
Gonzo: Worried about Kermit? Why?
Floyd: Well, she's afraid she'll be taken for granite!
Kermit: Alright guys, that's enough of these cheap shots.
Floyd: Oh come on. I've got another page to go yet!
Kermit: How can you be so cruel to a fellow performer? Someone you've known and worked with for years. She's suffered enough... have pity upon her.
Floyd: Well... you're right. But what should I do with these jokes?
Kermit: Burn 'em.
Floyd: You heard what the frog said! (strikes a match against Miss Piggy)
This scene, plus the one from the Dyan Cannon episode really got me to like Floyd... he was so funny back then... my favorite quote from him...
"Breathe through the keyhole, turkey dog!"
I'd say my favorite would be the Loretta Swit episode, and I liked the Chris Reeve episode as well. Others would be the Paul Simon, Diana Ross (although she was a horrible actress in it), Dom DeLouise, George Burns, Gilda Radner, and Raquel Welch.
Where's the post talking about the worst episodes?