Best Statler and Waldorf

[Skeeter Muppet]

Really?? I havent actually watched TMS, what I meant was that its the only time they ever sing in a movie

(crosses fingers hoping they never sang in a movie)

You poor, deprived person, you. (j/k)

But you're right. MCC was the only time Statler and Waldorf had a song in one of the Muppet's feature-length films. Of course, there is a large difference between Richard and Jim singing as S & W, and Jerry and Dave singing as S & W.

-Kim

 

[MockMockChef]

Waldorf: "I think I ought to see a doctor."
Statler: "Eh, why do you say that?"
Waldorf: "I’m beginning to LIKE the show!"

 

[Mickey Moose]

Waldorf: Wake me when the show starts.
Statler: It's already been on a while.
Waldorf: Oh <pause> wake me when it's over.

W&S: Boo! Boo!
Sheep: Baa! Baa!
W&S: Humbug! Humbug!

Statler: Does this show count as cruelty to animals.
Waldorf: Not unless they're watching it.

Waldorf: Just when you think this show is terrible, something wonderful happens.
Statler: What?
Waldorf: It ends.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

waaa...? you havnt seen the muppet show waaa

Well I'm 13 and live in England. The stupid TV channels dont show TMS. There's like a billion of em and not one will show TMS!! Grrr!!

 

[Gonzo14]

Really?? I havent actually watched TMS, what I meant was that its the only time they ever sing in a movie

(crosses fingers hoping they never sang in a movie)

i know what you mean, i've only seen a couple episodes myself

 

[Mickey Moose]

Waldorf: I love french singing.
Statler: I love french fries.
Waldorf: French Fries? I don't get it.
Statler: Well, you didn't order any.


Statler: They don't write the old songs anymore.
Waldorf: Nope, they just write new ones.


Statler: OK frog! We watched the show.
Waldorf: Yeah, unlock the doors.


(After a monster does one of those eating scenes)
Statler: Ever seen anything like that before?
Waldorf: Sure, Thanksgiving with my in-laws.

 

[maxdrive]

Statler: so what did you think of that

Waldorf: I liked it

Statler: wha you *starts banging head on balcony* you liked that!?

Waldorf: no i jsut wanted to see what you do if i said i did

 

[Uncle deadly]

Well I'm 13 and live in England. The stupid TV channels dont show TMS. There's like a billion of em and not one will show TMS!! Grrr!!

buy some dvds greatest hits ones