Best Quote???

[DerekJ]

And what about Fraggle Rock?

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(An excited Mokey rushes up with news, while Red is engrossed in her latest fantasy novel)
Red: "'The heroine was trapped...When suddenly a hideous Gibble-beast came up behind her and screamed--'"
Mokey: "--REEEEDDD!!"
(Red falls off her hammock)

 

[Blue Weirdo]

Gonzo: I've got an anvil in the oven.

Fozzie: You know if you put enough sugar in this [champange] it tastes just like gingerale.

Garth Brooks: What will our fall be broken by?
Gonzo: The floor, what else?
Garth: What? We could be killed!
Gonzo: Duh! That's why they call it death-defying.

Floyd: I have a room for life at the home for the chronically funky.

Clifford: Oh man, even the laugh track didn't think that was funny!

Gonzo: Must... build... ja.. cu.. zi....

Sam: (reading) And so it was dear listeners.. that the grasshopper drove his sports car to Flordia and the ant got stepped on..... What?!? [priceless!]

Kermit: "Lagies and geklefuns"... it says lagies and geklefuns!
Fozzie: Okay so my typing's bad.
Kermit: "Lagies and geklefuns. Welkgome agaon to the Muopt Show. My name is Kermit the Forg"... THE FORG?!!!???!

Kermit: I hate long goodbyes but for those of you who like them, Gooooooooooooooood Byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye.

 

[theprawncracker]

Kemit: Hey maybe you could do an act on our show.
Luke Skywalker: Yeah right why would I do an act on some third rate variety show?*walks off*
Kermit: Second rate variety show.

Floyd: We is am and are they who are known as the Electric Mayhem.

Sam: You are all weirdos!

Rizzo: Have you been dancin' on the barbecue again?

Pepe: De Prawncracker wins.

Rowlf: I've never seen a guy so green have the blues that bad.

Pepe: Hold your horses, I've got an idea.

Pepe: It could be filled with chocolate. Hokay?

Animal: WOMAN WOMAN!!!

Crazy Harry: Crazy Harry play with ELECTRICITY! He he he.

 

[Mary Louise]

Waldorf: Beauregard, why are you standing there?
Beauregard: Because this is the place where I stopped walking.

 

[Whatnot1988]

"It's enriching to see what other people in your field are doing..."

 

[ilovemusic]

"So I said; hey mom, it's my life ok, so if I wanna go to the beach and walk around naked- what?"
-Janice

"Well the barnyard was jumping, everyone was doing the fling"
-Lips ( OK, it's not funny but Lips is cute)

Floyd: "Animal has got a new hobby..." Kermit: "What?"
Animal: "ALLIGATOR!"

 

[tutter_fan]

I've got one: (Newsman enters from the left, running to his desk with the typewriter sound going) Newsman: "This is a Muppet Newsflash! Today is the opening day of the fishing season and, uh....." **BANG! BANG!** (A bunch of fish fall on him)

 

[Katzi428]

Newsman's voice This is a Muppet News Flash!
Newsman appears on the screen: There is no news tonight.leaves

 

[tutter_fan]

Newsman's voice This is a Muppet News Flash!
Newsman appears on the screen: There is no news tonight.leaves

Who could forget that one! That was a good one!

 

[GonzoLeaper]

"Why am I here?"- Sam the American Eagle in "A Muppet Family Christmas"

"Hi, I'm Doc."- Doc
"Did you know that Doc starts with the letter "D"?"- Ernie
"Why, yes."- Doc
"And yes starts with the letter "Y"."- Ernie
"True."- Doc
"And true starts with the letter "T".
"Hey, what is this?"- Doc
"Where we come from, this is small talk."- Bert
(Also from "A Muppet Family Christmas")
Those are just some of my favorite funny lines from the movie.