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Best Fozzie Bear Joke

miss muppet

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I didn't do it I've been framed ahh waka waka waka !! ( New muppet film). :big_grin:
 

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I didn't do it I've been framed ! Ahhh waka waka !! ( New muppet film) :big_grin:
 

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Are we discussing Fozzie's best joke or his worst one, heh-heh? I guess with Fozzie that is the same thing - the worse his jokes are, the more you enjoy them :embarrassed: :big_grin:

I love the whole routine he did with Milton Berle while singing 'Top Banana'.

Also, always loved the 'for the halibut' bit :big_grin:
 

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i agree miss muppet ''i didnt do it ive been framed ahh waka waka''
 

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I just remembered a great little number Fozzie did with Richard Hunt's Snowman in 'The Muppet Family Christmas':

:embarrassed:: Ah, Christmas, time for Santa Clause and his eight fancy rein-bear.
Snowman: Actually, that's reindeer.
:embarrassed:: No, that's snow, darling!

And another one:

:embarrassed:: Hey, that's pretty good harmony for a snowman!
Snowman: Actually, I'm a Snewman!
:embarrassed:: What's a Snewman?
Snowman: Nothing's a-snew, man, what's a-snew with you?
 

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:embarrassed:: A Muppet Show without Fozzie Bear is like Gilbert without Sullivan, ham without cheese, Poca without Hontas!
:smile:: Poca without Hontas?
:embarrassed:: Yeah?
:smile:: What's a poca?
:smile:mad: & George dance through the backstage)
:smile:: Alright, alright, I get it, that's a polka...
 
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