Best Fozzie Bear Joke

Misskermie

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Fozzie's told a lot of jokes.
Bad.
Good.
Corny.
Cute.

Well... Which one do you like?
 

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Did you know that George the janitor is so cheap, his wallet has an unlisted pocket?

...am I too hip for the room?
 

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What do bears use too open their christmas persents??
Their santa CLAWS!!
 
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I like this one on the albumn for season 4 (P.S. He's on Skates!):

"Wow, not bad for a ten cent pair of skates. Speaking of Cheapsketes, nice blend Fozzie, thank you Fozzie! Speaking of Cheap Skates, There was a chicken at a bar, and he says, what? Are you surprised to see me here? and the bartender says, Yeah, did the cow sell the place? AaaaaAaahh!!!"

It went something like that...
 

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I didn't do it I've been framed ahh waka waka waka !! ( New muppet film)
 
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