Happy unbirthday Snowthy!
Would you like some tea?
If you don't care for tea you could at least make polite conversation.
Oh I think your watch is two days slow.
Let me see. I know what's wrong with it. Why this watch is full of wheels and springs.
Of course. It needs some butter. Don't worry. It's the very best butter.
Oh of course I never thought of tea. Yes tea. Sugar. Two spoons. Yes. Oh jam. I forgot all about the jam. Just shows you what a place this is. Mustard.
Ah yes. MUSTARD! Don't be silly. Lemon. There that's different. That should do it.
Oh dear. Look at that. It's going mad. I can't understand it. It was the best butter too. Mad watch! Mad watch! Mad watch! There's only one way to stop a mad watch! (slams down giant mallet) BLAM BOING.
(pushes remains aside off the table) Two days slow. That's all it is.
Never mind Snowthy. Oh the watch was an unbirthday present too?
Well in that case A Very Merry Unbirthday tooooooooooo You