Beat the Time with Miss Piggy

[GuySmileyfan]

(Title logo was shown and we hear the announcer.)

Announcer: And now ladies and gentlemen, it's time for everybody's favorite long running and emmy award winning stunt show, Beat the Time!

(The logo fades and we're in the studio setting. The setting will be the same thing as Count's Beat the Time.)

Announcer: And here is everybody's favorite game show host, Guy Smiley!

(The crowd cheer and Guy Smiley is struggling to get out of the golden curtains. He made it out and enters.)

Guy Smiley: Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! This is Guy Smiley star of daytime television welcoming you to another episode of Beat the Time! And now, let's meet our today's contestant. The fabulous Miss Piggy!

Miss Piggy: (Enters and the audience cheers.) Oooh kissy kissy! Kissy kissy to you all. Oh, hello Mr. Smiley.

Guy: Hello Miss Piggy.

Miss Piggy: Thank vous for having moi to be your contestant on today's show.

Guy: My pleasure. Now, are you ready for your wacky start?

Miss Piggy: Oh I don't know...what do I have to do?

Guy: You need to find three things that comes with the color green.

Miss Piggy: Color green? How can a star like moi have to find something green?

Guy: So you can win a fabulous trip.

Miss Piggy: Oooh! I'll do it!

Guy: Good! Now you got 60 seconds to find three things that comes from green. On your marks...get set...GOOOOOOO!

Miss Piggy: Here I go! (She exits.)

Guy: Sixty seconds. Can she do it?

(Miss Piggy re-enters and brings some grass.)

Guy: What are those?

Miss Piggy: What else? Grass.

Guy: Yes! You are absolutley right! Now, go find another one! Quick run!

(Miss Piggy enters and the orange AM farmer gardener enters)

Gardener: Hey, that crazy arrogant swine just stole my grass!

Guy: Here's your grass and we're doing a television show sir. So would you kindly...

Gardener: Hey you're Guy Smiley! Can I be you're next contestant?

Guy: No! Now go! (Guy shove the gardener out of the studio.) Because Miss Piggy is going to find two more things that comes with green.

(Miss Piggy re-enters and this time she's with Kermit the Frog.)

Kermit: Miss Piggy what are you doing?

Miss Piggy: Frog!

Guy: Yes! Wonderful! Now find one more!

Miss Piggy: Thank you, Kermie!(Exits)

Kermit: Where am I?

Guy: You're on Beat the Time! No get off the stage!

(Kermit runs screamong off stage.)

Guy: Miss Piggy needs one more thing that comes from green and she has 15 seconds!

Miss Piggy: (Enters) Mr. Smiley! I can't find something that comes from green!

Guy: Don't give up! You have ten seconds!

Miss Piggy: Wait! I found something!

Guy: What?

Miss Piggy: My fashion green shirt!

Guy: You're right! It is green and you've won!

(Audience cheers)

Miss Piggy: Of course I won. So, what trip am I going?

Guy: Your going to a the place where is yor hometown.

Miss Piggy: Hollywood!

Guy: No...the sty!

Miss Piggy: WHAT!

Guy: You know, where pigs eat swills and all that stuff. Congratulations!

Miss Piggy: CONGRATS THIS, BANANA COLOR FACE! HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYA! (Miss Piggy karate chop Guy Smiley and he fell down on the floor.)

Miss Piggy: I hate this show! Hmmmph! (Miss Piggy exits and Guy Smiley comes up.)

Guy: Er...that's all the time we have, so this is Guy Smiley saying tune in again next time on Beat the Pig!

Miss Piggy: (Enters) WHAT?

Guy: I mean Beat the Time!

Miss Piggy: I'll get you!

Guy: AAAAAAAAH!

(Miss Piggy chased Guy Smiley off stage.)

 

[tutter_fan]

AGAIN! How silly can you get

 

[mikealan]

That was pretty good. I had been thinking about another Beat the Time fan-fic with Miss Piggy.

 

[ISNorden]

Oh...my...gods....a trip to the sty and that "Beat the Pig" blooper, those were priceless!

 

[CBPuppets]

Now that's something that should have been made for TV. LOL!

 

[GuySmileyfan]

Thank you. And I apologize for my typing. I guess I was little bit too rushy. But, thank you very much.

 

[GuySmileyfan]

(Title logo was shown and we hear the announcer.)

Announcer: And now ladies and gentlemen, it's time for everybody's favorite long running and emmy award winning stunt show, Beat the Time!

(The logo fades and we're in the studio setting. The setting will be the same thing as Count's Beat the Time.)

Announcer: And here is everybody's favorite game show host, Guy Smiley!

(The crowd cheer and Guy Smiley is struggling to get out of the golden curtains. He made it out and enters.)

Guy Smiley: Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! This is Guy Smiley star of daytime television welcoming you to another episode of Beat the Time! And now, let's meet our today's contestant. The fabulous Miss Piggy!

Miss Piggy: (Enters and the audience cheers.) Oooh kissy kissy! Kissy kissy to you all. Oh, hello Mr. Smiley.

Guy: Hello Miss Piggy.

Miss Piggy: Thank vous for having moi to be your contestant on today's show.

Guy: My pleasure. Now, are you ready for your wacky start?

Miss Piggy: Oh I don't know...what do I have to do?

Guy: You need to find three things that comes with the color green.

Miss Piggy: Color green? How can a star like moi have to find something green?

Guy: So you can win a fabulous trip.

Miss Piggy: Oooh! I'll do it!

Guy: Good! Now you got 60 seconds to find three things that comes from green. On your marks...get set...GOOOOOOO!

Miss Piggy: Here I go! (She exits.)

Guy: Sixty seconds. Can she do it?

(Miss Piggy re-enters and brings some grass.)

Guy: What are those?

Miss Piggy: What else? Grass.

Guy: Yes! You are absolutley right! Now, go find another one! Quick run!

(Miss Piggy enters and the orange AM farmer gardener enters)

Gardener: Hey, that crazy arrogant swine just stole my grass!

Guy: Here's your grass and we're doing a television show sir. So would you kindly...

Gardener: Hey you're Guy Smiley! Can I be you're next contestant?

Guy: No! Now go! (Guy shove the gardener out of the studio.) Because Miss Piggy is going to find two more things that comes with green.

(Miss Piggy re-enters and this time she's with Kermit the Frog.)

Kermit: Piggy what are you doing?

Miss Piggy: Frog!

Guy: Yes! Wonderful! Now find one more!

Miss Piggy: Thank you, Kermie!(She kissed Kermit and exits)

Kermit: Where am I?

Guy: You're on Beat the Time! No get off the stage!

(Kermit runs screamong off stage.)

Guy: Miss Piggy needs one more thing that comes from green and she has 15 seconds!

Miss Piggy: (Enters) Mr. Smiley! I can't find something that comes from green!

Guy: Don't give up! You have ten seconds!

Miss Piggy: Wait! I found something!

Guy: What?

Miss Piggy: My fashion green shirt!

Guy: You're right! It is green and you've won!

(Audience cheers)

Miss Piggy: Of course I won. I'm miss Piggy. I always win. So, what trip am I going?

Guy: Your going to a the place where is your hometown.

Miss Piggy: Hollywood!

Guy: No...the sty from Pheonix, Arizona!

Miss Piggy: WHAT?

Guy: You know, where pigs eat swills and all that stuff.

Miss Piggy: That's not the prize I want!

Guy Well I'm sorry, but congratulations.

Miss Piggy: CONGRATS THIS, BANANA FACE! HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYA! (Miss Piggy karate chop Guy Smiley and he fell down on the floor.)

Miss Piggy: I hate this show! Hmmmph! (Miss Piggy exits and Guy Smiley comes up. Then the theme music starts playing.)

Guy: Er...that's all the time we have, so this is Guy Smiley saying tune in again next time on Beat the Pig!

Miss Piggy: (Enters) WHAT?

Guy: I mean Beat the Time!

Miss Piggy: I'll get you!

Guy: AAAAAAAAH!

(Miss Piggy chased Guy Smiley off stage. And the audience cheer.)