ASK THE GREAT FOZZINI (Spring 2004 Ed.)

[Fozzie Bear]

ASK THE GREAT FOZZINI (Summer 2005 Ed.)

(Just imagine Fozzie Bear in a Great Carsoni costume and...)

HIYA HIYA HIYA!! HAA!

Okay, it's that time of year again when all your questions of advice and want of knowledge of the cosmos and the future to be posed to ME!

Your GREAT FOZZINI!!

I've had plenty of time to reach into my trunk of tricks and knowledge and will be consulting any number of these items to tell your fortune, advise your questions and personalize your queries of the cosmos!

These articles of my magic trunk are my
INTERGALACTIC PORKPIE HAT (Here I am with it here----> )
CRYSTAL BANANA
The Spirit of Billy the Psychic Rubber Chicken
FORENSIC FUZZY-NOSE GLASSES

Questions must be clean, cannot be politically/religiously based, and can be questions about yourself as far as advice you need, or your future.

You CANNOT ask:
Chicken questions 1) Crossing roads, 2) or which comes first chicken/egg.
Don't ask about the..heh heh...the ban...ha ha...Banan..HA HA HA!! SKETCH BWAH HA HA HA!!! OH MAN!! It's hilarious. Oh, man...phew! Anyway, we've discussed the Banana Sketch before is why.

I'll try to answer everyone's questions at least once a week!

So, start asking questions for advice and about your future from your own:
THE GREAT FOZZINI!

 

[christyb]

Ok, Great Fozzini. Will I ever stick to one major??? (totally random and designed to get the ball rolling)

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Will I ever stick to one major???

Depends if you join the military and decide not to go for a Lieutenant!

NEXT!

 

[whatadoddle]

Will I ever be loved by a chicken?

 

[Erine81981]

Is there any frogs that dance and sing for me to get rich on?

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

If I danced with a Swedish goose, would I catch malaria? And if yes, would it help if I danced a tango rather than a waltz?

 

[Harvey Towers]

What goes tick-tick woof?

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Will I ever be loved by a chicken?

If you sprinkle bread crumbs over yourself, yes. Otherwise, I do not see love in your future! Besides that, the kids would look plain weird!

Is there any frogs that dance and sing for me to get rich on?

None left, but I've heard of a lizard who sells insurance.

If I danced with a Swedish goose, would I catch malaria? And if yes, would it help if I danced a tango rather than a waltz?

Neither dance would cause you to get malaria nor would it be good with a goose, but after touching a goose and you don't wash your hands you could get salmanilla (and I don't mean the monkey).

What goes tick-tick woof?

A watch-dog!

You should know better than to ask a joke of THE GREAT (comedian) FOZZINI!!

Next question(s)?

 

[theprawncracker]

O Great Fonzinni will Palisades toys realese the Sal Manilla action figure

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

In correspondance with ThePrawnCracker's question, will we get salmonella from Sal Minalla?