Ask Ken at Palisades

[Fozzie Bear]

Rabbit stew? "Hey, waiter! There's a HARE in my soup!"

I asked him his name, but he wouldn't answer me. But, this little green man (who I beat up for playing with my rubber chicken without my permission) told me that the rabbit left because I kept bumping into him.

The little green man's name is Bob. And his dog's name is Bob. So, I get confused who to feed the Alpo to.

So, I just eat it myself and go on about my business.

FZ

 

[ResidentLilly]

Fozzie, you better pass that fatty around dude...

 

[grail]

but by definition, it'd be too heavy to lift...

 

[Crazy Harry]

Originally posted by ResidentLilly
Fozzie, you better pass that fatty around dude...

(in best Tommy Chong impersonation) Yeah man, don't be such a fat hog. Be a friend. Who are you again?

 

[uncleduke]

Daily Bit

Hey Ken, on the current daily bit, there are swell photos of your new offices....
on the photo called 'kensoffice1', there is a picture of a comely lass on the side of your computer tower...
Actually it is a photo of the girl, and the photo is on the computer tower.... not a photo taken of a girl while she is on the computer...anyway...is this the future Mrs. Ken?

Hubba Hubba

I'm Helping!!

 

[ResidentLilly]

No she is not the future Mrs. Ken, unless I suddenly grew some hair, lost 20 pounds, gained 6 inches in height, won the lottery and am sitting on a few million, gained fame and became suave...that be Heidi Klum. Va-va-VOOM!!!!

Don't get me wrong, Jen's a great catch and frankly I'm stunned she said yes to my proposal. Of course, the booze helps...

 

[Luke]

Re: Daily Bit

Originally posted by uncleduke
not a photo taken of a girl while she is on the computer...

I wouldn't mind seeing Heidi Klum while she's sitting astride the computer tower - Va Va Voom Eh Ken ?

 

[ResidentLilly]

Eh-men, brother...Eh-men....she is one heck of a hottie.

 

[grail]

groovy new digs, Ken...but i have to ask

Popeye toys?! the heck?!

dig the Batman: TAS (and the posters, i have a killing joke buddy icon that i use), and i can't see the figs themselves, but are thos Dragonball Z along the top of the window? the Sepiroth(sp) gets you cool points...as does Absorbing Man (i have that same one sitting on top of my TV). but dude...is that a MAC?! the tech support Nazi in me cannot come to grips with this...

 

[Shooter Johnson]

When will the Vacation Fozzie be posted? I can't wait for this figure!! (I can't wait for any of the figures and want them all NOW, but we must have patience)