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[Fozzie Bear]

Originally posted by The Count
Well, he'll be made an example of with an 8 game suspension. That is, if the appeal doesn't minimize that suspension. And it's a shame for sucha thing to happen to a fellow Caribbean native. But he does have an 81-1 record after the league execs X-amined 76 bats in the Cubs clubhouse and the 5 he has in the Hall of Fame, which all came up clean with no cork in them. Well, at least I'm content to keep an eye on the Bonds Market Watch to see if the total rises to 630 soon with just four more home runs for the Giant. Hope this helps and have a good day.

and if anyone should know about bats...

Luke sez: Somebody talk about action figures .......quick!

Sammy Sosa action figure with cork-filled bats and magnetic hat, base ball for a choking hazard, and a removeable home-run world record...

 

[The Count]

Hey Kev, what did you mean when you said ""? And I think that Luke was talking about bringing the conversation back to the Muppet figures, though that would be a good idea for a Sammy Sossa figure if McFarlayne's listening.

 

[Fozzie Bear]

when you are opening for italics for a word, you type . That tells the computer, this word will be in italics. The computer knows to stop italicizing a word when you close it with . I messed up and closed 'italics' with a 'bold' closing. I fixed it though. yep, I did.

 

[Luke]

Medic !!!!!

 

[The Count]

Here's your next patient, Dr. Bob. He seems to be a sickly Brit who's got penguins on the brain.
Well, then, I know how to cure him of that.
But how are you going to cure him, Dr. Bob?
Simple. Just take that penguin off from on top of his head.

Tune in next time when Dr. Bob will say: "Wait a second! I'm going to have to charge this guy some heavy fines just for being a Brit."
Why's that Dr. Bob?
Because he's part of the union, Jack!

 

[Crazy Harry]

Originally posted by Luke
Medic !!!!!

Trumpet !!!!!

 

[Fozzie Bear]

That last post STILL didn't come out right. Geez.

Now, back to Ask Ken...

"Dear Ken,

Every Monday night, I'm stressed from the day's events. Even chocolate doesn't help me, and my significant other regards me as insignificant. Heck, to get a back massage I must lean against the door frame and rub my back against it. My only happiness is my Palisades figures and Jell-O. Any suggestions?

Lonely in Tucson"

 

[The Count]

Sorry, but Ken's not in right now. Your post is very important, so please stay on-line and your post will be answered by our next available specialist.


Crazy Harry, the salvation you seek is to blow your own horn along with Little Boy Blue and Little Jack Horner. Hey! You leave the Horns alone! They're good friends of mine, so stop blowing them!

Fozzie Bear, as we all know it was you who recently moved to Tucson, here's my suggestion. Take that lime green Jello and make yourself a little pool with it, that way you can go into the ever-popular thread on the subject in the Other Topics section of the Palisades Toys forum. No wait, here's a better idea, take the Jello and shape it into small Muppet shapes while it's cooling or cooking. That way, you can corner the market on Jello Muppets and give Mickey treats a run for the money, bringing the mouse down from his high horse. Hit them where it hurts, in the pocketbook.
Hope this helps and have a good day.

No wait, Fozzie Bear wanted some advice as to his loneliness issues. Well, so long as you foster a relationship with your Muppet figures that you can share a good day's talk with about your hopes and dreams and worries, they should support even through the toughest of times.
Hope this helps and have a good day.

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Originally posted by The Count
Crazy Harry, the salvation you seek is to blow your own horn along with Little Boy Blue and Little Jack Horner. Hey! You leave the Horns alone! They're good friends of mine, so stop blowing them!

I didn't hear the horns complain.

I just moved home to Memphis again. I only left Memphis long enough for that last post.

So, anybody got a real question for Ken? Comments?

 

[Crazy Harry]

Originally posted by Fozzie Bear
So, anybody got a real question for Ken?

What's that little white thing that comes with the kitchen playset?