Heck, you should come work in the media, at one time or another i haven't paid for Clothes, CD's, some brands of Candy, some brands of Soda, Computer Games & Consoles, Books, some brands of toys, satellite TV rental, batteries, writing and computer matierials, cab hire - i wouldn't have to pay for Henson merchandise if i could think up a half decent reason why i should get it for nothing but Muppet products are rarely reviewed or promoted by the big P.R companies and pluggers. There are also many other fringe benefits of making TV shows (especially when i was a 19 year old person in charge of attaching microphones to skimpily dressed models and pop singers) but we won't go into all the 'boobage' stuff here !