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[Smig]

Originally posted by wong
all I can say is this started with gauging the breast size of a puppet

Well, do you know how many breats a pig actually HAS???


Smig

 

[wong]

Well, do you know how many breats a pig actually HAS???

what are breats?

 

[uncleduke]

Originally posted by wong


what are breats?

On a human they are breasts
on a pig they are Teets,
so it only logical that Miss Piggy would have......

 

[Crazy Harry]

Originally posted by uncleduke


On a human they are breasts
on a pig they are Teets,
so it only logical that Miss Piggy would have......

A very reasonable excuse to beat the life out of you.

 

[towels]

Originally posted by matleo
It's....breastical, boobical, chestical mammical pendular globular fun.....


--Matt

PS-- now what did I just do a line from?

I know, I know! That other super clever puppet show that got chased off the air before it's time...MST3K!
I have the Clowns In The Sky CD around here somewhere!

Now did I get that answer in just under the wire? I'd just like to take this opportunity to say thank you for all the support.

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Originally posted by uncleduke
On a human they are breasts on a pig they are Teets, so it only logical that Miss Piggy would have......

That would be "breets" right?

Crazy Harry...Why beat the life out of someone? Isn't there some dynamite somewhere?

Byron--FURRY BEAR?! You been talking to a certain furry bear? Tell me, is he funny? Let's see:

A cow goes into a Speedos shop ... wait, that's funny enough to just picture that!!!

FOZ

 

[Crazy Harry]

I said PIGGY would beat him. I've got no grudge with anybody.

 

[Fozzie Bear]

oh, poo! So, this means you won't even blow anything up even?

Here's a penguin for you...

 

[Crazy Harry]

Penguins blow themsevles up. But if you really want an explosion, give me your rubber chicken.

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Yeah, you're right about the penguins. Forgot about that.

MY RUBBER CHICKEN? NO NO NO NO NO!! Here, here's a real one.

borcka borcka!
FOZ