Ask A Pig All the Questions

[LittleJerry92]

Put out the red light?

You don't have to put on the red one tonight!

 

[Old Thunder]

Reminds me of the time Davey met a hooker named Charlotte... the Harlot.

 

[Pig'sSaysAdios]

Closer to getting one than the rest of this place amirite?

Maybe. I dunno, I just wish I knew if she liked me back, then I could make my move. At least I know that her brother (also my friend) is OK with it, and their parents already really like me.

 

[Old Thunder]

Maybe. I dunno, I just wish I knew if she liked me back, then I could make my move. At least I know that her brother (also my friend)is OK with it, and their parents already really like me.

Suggestion: Ask her if she wants to go out with you.

 

[LittleJerry92]

What Thunder said.

Just mention that you enjoy spending time with her and you want to maybe take things further. If she says no, well, you tried at least.

 

[LittleJerry92]

A camel randomly bursts into your house.

What do you do?

 

[Pig'sSaysAdios]

A camel randomly bursts into your house.

What do you do?

I politely ask, "how on earth did you get to Texas?" and wait for it to respond.

 

[Froggy Fool]

Favorite episode of the Muppet Show?

Favorite episode of Sesame Street?

Favorite episode of Doctor Who?

Least favorite episode of Doctor Who?

Since I know your favorite Star Wars movie - Least favorite SW movie?

 

[LittleJerry92]

Bacon wrapped ham?

 

[Old Thunder]

@LittleJerry92 focus on your thread.