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Dudette..I miss being called that :frown:. 80's words should be cool again, for sure :smile:
Oh, it's hardly just an 80s word: whenever we did pledge drives at PBS, one of our main characters, a life-sized talking monkey, would always address everyone as either a "Weird Dude" or "Weird Dudette".
 

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*Charles walks in*

CHARLES: Ah, yes, hello, good evening, I believe I am here to see a... *Looks at slip of paper* yes, an... "Alex Millerick"...?
 

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*frantically searches for a mirror and begins fixing her hair* Oh.. uh.... *trying to keep calm, walks over to the Major* Hello, I'm Alex Millerick. *holds out her hand*
 

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CHARLES: Ah, yes, of course. Miss Millerick, let me be brutfully honest, I only agreed to go along with this little "date" idea your friend had, only because he promised to leave an entire case of one-hundred-year-old brandy as collateral, so I do not intend to get close, over even... "chummy", so let's just get this over with... where in the world would you like to go?
 

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Oh.. well, I was hoping we could go on a walk... then we could drink brandy and listen to Bach or Chopin. I packed a picnic dinner of lamb and caviar....
 

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CHARLES: (Sighs) Alright, Miss Millerick, I will play your little "cha-rahd", let's go for a "walk"...
 

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Oh, pleease. Can't you stop your whining? I've known butlers that were far more pleasant than you, sir.
 

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Oh, pleease. Can't you stop your whining? I've known butlers that were far more pleasant than you, sir.
CHARLES: How DARE you, do you realize to whom you are speaking to? I am Charles Emerson Winchester THE THIRD! If there is anyone in this room who is completely unpleasant, it is YOU, you little... brat...
 

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Brat? You hesitated, therefore, you don't really think I'm a brat. *thinks for a moment* You know, I was expecting a real gentleman. You could've at least offered me your arm whilst we walked.
 
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