Any BEAR stuff coming soon?

[Blind Pew]

Or if Bear had the flu it could be "Bear and the Big Spew Bouts"

 

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Or we could get really disgusting and have "Bear and The Big Crude Gout".

 

[Blind Pew]

gout

Gout sounds terrible! LOL! What is gout?

 

[beaker]

>>>It's a feature film about Bear and Tutter's adventures after they accidently take the Division Rd exit off the Kennedy Expressway and end up in Cabrini Green. It's called "Bear in the Big Blue Projects<<<

OH MAN! LOL!!! I love obscure references...that reference reminded me of this comedy calle d'whiteboyz' in where a group of Iowa rap fans get lost in a Chicago ghetto.

Ok, even though im a HUGE Bear fan, I got some satires:
and trust me...these ones are OBSCURE!)

german dada expressionism: Bear in the Big bluhaus
bristol uk jungle breakbeats: Bear in the Big acid house
15th century literary prose: Bear in the Big Chaucer
zen and the art of being: Bear in the Big Blue Tao

*apologies if these are just way out there*

::\\.:b.e:a.k:e.r:.//::

 

[Zoot]

There's a documentary that's kind of a Behind the Music biography thing about how Bear rose to fame.
It's called:

The Bear that Made a deal with Faust.

That was a stretch...sorry...I know that Faust was the author...not the character of the Devil in the book...but I don't have time to try and work Mephostopholes into the title.

 

[Zoot]

There's a follow up documentary that pediactric psyche wards are showing families of children with severe turrets syndrome called:
'The Bear that couldn't help but SHOUT'

 

[Zoot]

Set during prohibition:

Bear and the Lebatt's Blue Drout

 

[Blind Pew]

This is the joke that never ends.... It just goes on and on my friends... (swinging arm like Lambchop)

 

[Zoot]

LOLOLOL!!!!!!! I love you Blind Pew. SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS AND THEY'LL CONTINUE SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE...

 

[towels]

ugh...now I'm stuck in this mode

filling in at MF2: Bear in wig, tail, snout!
in Weekly World News: Bear with wing threw trout!
math scandal: Bear doing trig drawn out!