An Unooficial Message for Prawnie

[Beauregard]

Hello, this is Mr. Prawn's secretary, Linda.

*in alcoholic anonymous type voice*

Hi Linda.

(P.S. Didn't Beauregard from T*K*S* use a MopFAN once, and ended up hospitalised and eating nothing but Surprise for a month)

 

[D'Snowth]

No, that was Beauregard from T*C*B, and he wasn't hospitalized, he was sent to a mental clinic where the walls were made of previously frozen, now-rubberized Surprise.

 

[redBoobergurl]

*Hears them say *T*C*B*

Did someone say frozen yogurt?

Random Anything Muppet: No, that would be T*C*B*Y

Oh. Well, anyone want some frozen yogurt anyway?

 

[D'Snowth]

Who likes frozen yogurt?

 

[theprawncracker]

Mr. Prawn would delight in some frozen yogurt, if you're offering.

~ Linda, Secretary to the Brilliant, Talented, Gorgeous Mr. Prawn

 

[redBoobergurl]

FroYo all around then!

FroYo? Who says that? Really?

 

[D'Snowth]

Dear Linda,

Does Mr. Prawn say he's gorgeous, or are you saying that? Either way, that's just plain freaky...

Sincerely,
Doe Berman

 

[redBoobergurl]

Are dudes really considered "goregous?" I'm just saying. I thought most guys preferred "handsome".

Oh who cares. You know what Linda? Tell Mr. Prawn that he is "pretty".

 

[theprawncracker]

Mr. Prawn wants me to tell you that he does not tell me to tell you that he's gorgeous. It's a thought that I, Linda, have. Because he is gorgeous. No matter what you say, Mr. Snowth--you can't hide behind that Mr. Berman guise! He knows you're you!

And Mrs. Gurl... I shall pass along your message. I'm sure he'll be glad to hear it. Also, Mrs. Gurl, Mr. Prawn would like to inform you that a new chapter of his magnum opus, The Muppets' Mid-Age Crisis, has a new installment posted. He would love to get your opinion on it.

~ Linda

 

[D'Snowth]

Dear Linda,

I am in need of a stereotypical, sophisticated, yet sexy secretary myself... do you have a sister?

Sincerely,

Boe Derman