Alan Arkin - "Pig" song lyrics?

[diesfaustus]

Hi, everyone.

Could anyone please tell me what the lyrics are for the "Pig" song (if that is the title) that Alan Arkin sung in Episode 4-20? Being that this is the year of the pig, it's been on my mind for the past few days!

Any help is greatly appreciated.

Take care.
Mike

 

[MrsPepper]

I didn't find the lyrics, but I just found a little episode synopsis with a picture.
http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Episode_420:_Alan_Arkin
Check it out!

 

[diesfaustus]

Hi, MrsPepper.

I already checked that page, but thank you anyway for trying to help.

Take care.
Mike

 

[ndtaya]

Alan Arkin Pig Song Lyrics

Ok, it's not exact, but it's close:

If you live in a barnyard,
and your mother's a sow.
If you sleep in manure,
don't ask me how.
If your eyes are quite tiny,
but your ears very big,
there is really no question,
what you are is a PIG.

If you like to push garbage,
all around with your nose.
If you like to feel mud,
ooze up between your 2 toes.
If you sleep through the morning,
ever chance you can rig,
there is no need to wonder,
what you are is a PIG.

If you walk in your breakfast,
and you sit in your lunch.
If you roll in your dinner,
I've got a strong hunch,
You're no muskrat or beaver,
nor tomatoe or fig,
there is no need to ponder,

{Arkin embellished here}
I'm gonna tell you the truth of the matter
Because you are my friend
and I really think you oughta know right now...

What you are....

What you are, is a PIG!