Ru: Ed! You are the man! Woo-hoo! Whup! Whup! Whup!
Rizzo: What's she doing--helicoptor sounds?
Gonzo: Beats me. (murmuring) She seems excited. What's the deal?
Rizzo: Ed got mentioned on the Blu-Ray by the script writers! They know he knows more than ANYONE about muppetdom!
Gonzo: Muppetdom? Really? What happened to my suggestion?
Rizzo: Um.... Your suggestion was lame, Buddy. No offense.
Gonzo: There is nothing wrong with Muppet-American. Why can't he be the expect on Muppet-Americans?
Rizzo: Well, which one of the United States do you think the Swedish Chef hails from?
Gonzo: Oh--I see your point.
Rizzo: I see food.
Gonzo: Oh! Looks like Ru made cupcakes to celebrate Ed's moment in the spotlight.
Kermit: Are we too late for cupcakes?
Fozzie: I want one with sprinkles!
Piggy: (licking the frosting off of hers) I liked the ones that look like Kermie. (For fun, she leans down and smooches him on the cheek, leaving a trace of frosting.)
Kermit: Piggy!
Robin: Hey Uncle Kermit! Are we gonna watch the movie tonight?
Kermit: Oh. Well, about that. Robin, I think we're going to have to watch the regular DVD tonight.
Robin: Awwwww. How come?
Kermit: Um, Ru only has a DVD player, and Dr. Honeydew couldn't loan us his X-ray maching.
Robin: His X-ray machine?! Uncle Kermit, it's not a--
Kermit: And Dr. Honeydew say that you can get residual radiation, so I hope the fans don't watch the bonus features toooooo much.
Robin: (trading looks with Rizzo and Gonzo) Um, I don't think we have to worry about radiation, Uncle Kermit. Uncle Deadly said he's going to dig up a Blu-Ray player for the showing.
Gonzo: Cool! I wonder where he's going to dig?
Robin: i...I'm not sure. Ooh! Cupcakes! Hey Aunt Piggy--look--there's one that looks like you!
Piggy: Except my hair is a more fetching? color.
Rowlf: Somebody say "fetch"?
Kermit: Hey Rowlf! Did you hear about Ed? He got mentioned on the X-ray?
Rowlf: (cutting his eyes to Robin) Um, is that...good?
Kermit: Of course it's good. Ed's put a lot of time an effort into knowing stuff about the Muppets and it's really cool that they noticed that. We ought to introduce him to Walter!
Rizzo: i put a lot of time and effort into the movie, and what did it get me?
Piggy: Free meals for four months?
Rizzo: I...I resembled that remark.
Fozzie: I think you resemble that guy that was in the movie.
Ru: So...cupcakes, guest of honor, Hi Rowlf, Hi Beaker...er...why is there an X-ray machine in the hallway....
Gonzo: it's a long story....
Rizo: Just pretned not to notice.
Ru: So go congratulate "He Who Knows More Trivia Than The Writers."
Zoot: Sounds like an Indian name, man.
Gonzo: It's Muppet-American.
Rizzo: (sighing) Gonzo--he's not! Sheesh! Eat a cupcake, won't you?
(Happy congratulations, Ed!)
Not your typical Aunt....
Ru