A Collection of One Shots

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A series of OneShots by Moi! The first one !

A trip to Disney World
“ Hey Robin! C’mere!!” Kermit said.

“Are you sure he’ll like this Kermit?” Fozzie asked skeptically.

“Fozzie! Don’t be silly! Its Disney World! Plus his cousin Ashley’s comin back from her visit to the mountain today. He’ll have a blast!!”

“She’s already coming back?”

“ Yup! I’m surprised you haven’t heard it from Dr. Teeth. He has it circled on EVERY calendar in this house!”

Robin had just found Kermit when the door came flying open.

“I’M BBBBBBBBACCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK!” screamed a southern voice from the living room.

“ ASHLEY!!!” sang the whole house.

There was a sudden stampede towards the young muppet but the one to reach her first was none other than her boyfriend Dr. Teeth.

“ Hey Hey Baby!”

“ Why Hello Handsome!”

They shared a kiss for a mere 5 seconds before every muppet known to man came barging into the living room. Even the Sesame Street gang was there. How the heck did THEY wind up at the boarding house. Not Important. Well at least not important FOR NOW. Anyway, through out all they chaos a small dark green bullet looking creature was storming toward Ashley happily.

‘’ASHLEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!” Robin screamed in delight before jumping to his cousins arms.

“Hey Lil’ Buddy!” She said as she snatched him up into her arms

“*ahem* My Nickname” Sweetums grunted.

“Right. Sorry. Er- Hey Robin!”

“Better”

“Where’s my aunt? Ashley blurted out.

“Upstairs” said the whole room at once.

“Kay!”

As Ashley skipped up the stairs to Miss Piggy’s room she heard her own voice.

“Huh?” She thought as she carefully dipped into Miss Piggy’s room.

Piggy was watching Ashley’s duet with Robin from Season Two.

Ashley had made it in for the last two lines.

“They’ve only got one another! WE GOT US!”

Ashley remembered that day like it was the back of her hand.

~FLASHBACK TIME~

A young Ashley sat by the fireplace on her iPhone. Out of her whole family she was probably the most spoiled. Her Aunt Piggy worked for the muppets so she got a lot of things from her.
Her phone rang. She was startled as she had just been sitting there contently watching Muppets in Space off YouTube.

“Hi This is Ashley” she said.

“Hello Dear! It’s Aunt Piggy!’’

“Oh Hi Aunt Piggy! Whats Up?”

“You know where Metropolitan Knoxville Airport is?”

“Yup! Its bout 5 minutes on foot from the house!”

“Well then go there and go to the east parking lot and look for my limo ok?”

“Which limo? You have 4.”

“The Pink and Silver leopard one”

“KAY! Whaddya need me for though.”

“You know your cousin Robin right?”

“Obviously!”

“ Kermit needs a 6 year old female vocalist and he said you and Robin would sound ADORABLE together!”

“oh Ok! Why me though. I woulda thought he’d pick Spamela.”

“Yeah but he knows how much we all despise that waste of a pig so we all thought you’d be a better fit since your easier to get along with.”

“Oh! Now I get it! So did you bring any other muppets with ya?”

“Yep! Brought Fozzie’s girlfriend Jaz, Zoot’s girlfriend Leah and Kermit.”

“Cool! I haven’t met Jaz or Leah Yet Have I?”

“Maybe when you were a baby but I highly doubt you’d remember it.”

“Ah Yeah I don’t!! Hey Aunt Piggy.”

“Yes Dear.”

“I’m sitting next to you.”

“Oh!! AHAHA!! Moi almost didnt notice!

That was an exciting day. They day she got fired. The day she met all the muppets. It was just magical!
~Flashback Over~

“Hey Aunt Piggy!” Ashley greeted.

“Oh Hello Dear! Oh how moi missed you! Let me look at you! Yep. Football Hat, Cheerleading Shirt, Denim Shorts, and Sneakers! Same ole you”

“Same ole’ me”


Robin came bursting in the room. “ASHLEY! AUNT PIGGY! GUESS WHAT!”
Startled the two girls jumped back

“What Robbie?” Piggy asked.

“Uncle Kermit said that Me, Katarina, Floyd,Janice,You,Him, Ashley, and Dr. Teeth are going to Disney World!!!!”

“DISNEY WORLD? YAY!”

Before they left Ashley jokingly added in.


“What are you doing when you go back to the boarding house Ashley? I’m going to Disney World!!!”
 

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Something I Saw Last Night.
Ashley: TEETH! GET YOUR BUTT IN HERE NOW!
Dr. Teeth: Woah Baby Chillax.
Ashley: Don’t You baby me! I saw you out with Lani last night!
Dr. Teeth: Oh crap.
Ashley: Yeah and just remember buddy. Miss Piggy’s my AUNT. I can get you fired!
Dr. Teeth: Fired?!?!? Hubba wha?
Ashley: Read My Lips Nitwit F-I-R-E-D!
Dr. Teeth: Can we talk about this?
Ashley: NO! WE ARE DONE!
· Ashley grabs Scooter and kisses him passionately *

Scooter: Woah!

Dr. Teeth: Fine! *grabs Lani and French kisses her*

Lips: You people are WEIRD. *walks out*

Ashley: Come on Scooter lets go change

Scooter: Why?

Ashley: Cuz we are getting away from here.

(Ashley changes into a dance crop top and a pair of short shorts, (yes I really dress like that but It looks really good) Scooter changes into a polo shirt and jeans)

Lani: So Teeth? Are we boyfriend and girlfriend now?

Dr. Teeth: Do you wanna be?

Lani: UM YEAH!


Dr.Teeth: Then so be it!
 

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(Note Lani-Marie, Leylah, Kira,Paige and Brooke are Scooter and I’s children)

A Friend Just Like You
Kermit: And now I present to you Lani-Marie, Leylah, Brooke, Paige, Kira, and Robin with “ A Friend Just like you”
Lani-Marie: There’s no need for fear cuz I know I’ll never be lonely
Kira: When you’re here my gray skys turn blue
Paige: You understand me I smile when your around
Brooke: The suns so much brighter its true
Leylah and Robin: Always forever what ever the weather
Kira and Paige: We stick together like glue
Lani-Marie and Brooke: Forever and always through good times and bad days I always know what to dooo
Brooke,Lani-Marie,and Kira: Cause I’ve got a friend just like
Leylah, Robin and Paige: Cause I’ve got a friend just like

All: Cause I’ve got a friend just like you!!!!!!!!!!
 

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Hey Y'all! New one-Shot!!! Told from mah OC's pov


"Janice!!!!!! Come ON! Your not Miss Piggy! It shouldn't take you 14 million years to get dressed!!!!!!!!" I yelled angrily.

"Like Ashley Who do you think is picking out my outfit?" Janice yelled down the stairs.

I sighed. "Ok like I'm totally ready now" Janice came down the stairs in a beautiful dress that came down to her knees. It was pink and had a lace overlay (http://www.ohmygoshbeck.com/2012/02/promgirl-net-review-and-sweepstakes/ Like the first one on that page)

" Guess who decided to get all fancy?" asked a raspy voice from behind her.

"Floyd? Oh my gosh honey you look like handsome"

"Jan. Don't give me nonsense. This is what I always wear"

" Well your always handsome"

"Well you look darling as always"

I let out a groan. "Guys! You are just driving me to cheerleading!"
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I got lazies at the end :stick_out_tongue:
 

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glob, I'm not the only one with lazies! :stick_out_tongue:


More please!
 

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" Ashley!"

"What do you want Aunt Piggy? I have a sprained ankle!"

"Kermie wants to ask Vous something!"

"Can't he just come up here!"

Before Piggy had a chance to deny her niece's request Kermit said "It's ok Piggy. I'll go up there"

Kermit made his way upstairs careful not to step on Robin who was in his usual spot halfway down the stairs and eventually walked down the hall to Ashley and Robin's room.

"Hey" he said looking at her from the door frame.

"Oh hey Kerm."

"So I know your pretty upset about your ankle"

"You know me pretty well then!"

" Hehe Well Rowlf has had a little accident"

"Oh No what happened?"

"Well Gonzo and him were moving his canon an-"

"Say no more I understand"

"Well the point is Rowlf can't play the number he's in and Dr.Teeth has to play his keyboard so we were wondering if you could play Rowlf's part?"

"Well um gee Kermit! I don't know if I'm good enough"

"NONSENSE! You are Miss Piggy's family! Of course your good enough!"

"Well, Okay then! If you think I'm good enough!"

"You are. Then It's settled!"
 

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I loved Robin being halfway down the stairs! :3

More please!
 

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This is just p.1 for now cuz I have to go to prison. Oh I mean school!! No I mean prison

Sparkly Heels and Wedding Bells

"Laniiiiiiiiiii! Open the doooooooorrrrrrrrr!"

" What?" She said. " I'm trying to watch TV"

" Can I hide in your room for like forever"

"How come?"

" I sorta kinda stole Aunt Piggy's heels"

"ARE YOU TRYING TO DIE ASHLEY?"

"No! But I had a good reason"

" What reason could be good enough to steal the queen of shoes' heels?"

"Sweetums Proposed!!!!"

"AHHHH! Congratulations!!!!"

"OH GOD! I hear Aunt Piggy coming!"

"Ummm. Hide in the closet!!"
 
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