*barges in, dressed like a guy from the 70's*
I met her in a club down in old Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry cola
C-O-L-A Cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola
L-O-L-A Lola, Lo lo lo Lola
*a cane comes out a yanks her out of the thread*