A Celebration of Muppet News Party!

[The Count]

Heh... Be glad it was just the Grover arms and not the nagging stick. *Sniffles at Lay's unupdated story about the pig with the throbbing headache and the pert little lopped ear. *Bounces off to see where that penguin with the cue cards has gotten too. Hopefully he got on the ark that crazy prawn is building.

 

[Beauregard]

(Another sidenote: Ed Ed Ed! I have missed you!)

Go Muppets.

 

[theprawncracker]

I have no idea what's going on here... so I'll start my own subplot!

Sam Eagle: I'm afraid you need a permit for that.

Shoot...

MUPPETS!

 

[Beauregard]

*hands over subplot permit, and title deed to thread to Prawnie* That'll be 3 dozen million dollars in legal fees...or in illegal fleas, whichever you'd rather pay in.

 

[Leyla]

Oh, no, not the nagging stick! Run away! Well, actually... I probably need it! Thank you, Ed!

(Well, since I like ya, Beau, all I said was: Beau, I am well, dear! It's obvious I must answer in french when my friend has a french name!)

 

[theprawncracker]

*hand Beau Rowlf* This should cover it.
Rowlf: I have no fleas, sir!
Please, call me Prawnie.
Rowlf: I'd rather call you a cab.
*rimshot*

 

[Beauregard]

What am I supposed to do with a Rowlf? *starts laying out plans for new rug* Wait...you know what...*smile* They're gunna need this dog if the new movie plans scope out!

(Oh! Oh marvelous...I do adore my name.)

 

[theprawncracker]

Hmm... you're right, I'll keep Rowlf close to me then I'll be famous by comparison.

(Hey, can I come in here too? It's lonely out there.
Rowlf: But I'm out there.
No, you're in here!
Rowlf: Better than being like you, insane.
Wow. Very nice.
Rowlf: It's what I do.)

 

[Beauregard]

Maybe I could make a Prawn-Rug instead?

(Well...we do have sofas in here...and torches)

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

O_O I see strange people...

xP Love it.