A big holla to my friends from the Muppeteer auditions

[Fozzie Bear]

Well, it's part of my FOZZIE HORROR avatars that I find through the year to use during October. This one is a picture of Fozzie from a Teddy Bear museum somewhere in the country and he's fallen into disrepair. Badly. Foam gone, he is in ruins...scary stuff. Perfect for the FOZZIE HORROR avatars.

And, yes, it must be spelled in all capital letters because that's how you say it so it will sound right!

FOZZIE HORROR!
*shudders* Brrr...

 

[anythingmuppet]

fozzie horror is that new fozzie with the eyes too far up..

 

[Fozzie Bear]

I agree, but you MUST spell it with all cap's: FOZZIE HORROR!

And then run because it's scary.

 

[Was Once Ernie]

FOZZIE HORROR is that new fozzie with the eyes too far up..

Boy, that's not all that's wrong with that new Fozzie. It would take less space to list what's RIGHT about him!

 

[Chilly Down]

Oh, yes! Penny, e-mail us too!

BTW, Kev, is that Frankenstein one still the Fozzie picture they're talking about? That one can't be Fozzie--it doesn't even have ears!

Also, I'm starting a fund to help anexoric puppets in Hollywood.

P.S. FOZZIE HORROR!

 

[KermieBaby47]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

 

[Fozzie Bear]

BTW, Kev, is that Frankenstein one still the Fozzie picture they're talking about? That one can't be Fozzie--it doesn't even have ears! P.S. FOZZIE HORROR!

This is the one folks are talking about:
http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL742/3120815/6345768/114992443.jpg

It's horrible! AAAAUUUGGGHHHHHH!!

FOZZIE HORROR!

Brrr....

 

[Was Once Ernie]

Do you have a larger version of that picture? I want to REALLY be scared!!

 

[Fozzie Bear]

I can't find it.

Uh-oh! Only one more week until Count DracMula comes back from his barn in Transylvegas.

 

[Was Once Ernie]

Well, I found out where he is -- The Teddy Bear Museum in Stratford-On-Avon in England. They claim he is the "original" Fozzie and was a gift from Jim Henson. Unfortunately, I can't find that picture... or any picture for that matter.