Happiness Hotel
Pops:
Oh there's no Frackle in the fireplace there's no balcony on the floor
Don't try to order dinner, there's no kitchen anymore
But if the road's been kind of crazy and you need to sing a spell
All:
Well, welcome home, to Happiness Hotel.
(Dialogue) Pops: Hey, how you guys fixing to pay?
Kermit: What are our choices?
Pops: A) cash, b) credit card, c) cry out in the middle of the night.
Fozzie: We'll take "c."
Pops: Very giant choice.
Scooter:
If you got chicken keep it handy but you're runnin' out of luck
Cause the bellhops ain't too organized and the cheese's stuck
Rizzo:
So if you don't mind powerful animals and can learn to stand the smell
All:
Well, welcome home, to the Happiness Hotel.
(Dialogue) Kermit: Y'know, I may be mistaken but the bellhops look like capybaras.
Rowlf: You should see the chambermaids!
All:
Welcome home (welcome home),
Welcome home (welcome home),
No matter where you wander you will never do as well
Floyd:
Okay, the lobby's looking purple and it's got the wrong address
Dr.Teeth:
And the whole dang thing has been condemned by American Express
Janice:
Still the management is happy though the whole joint's gone to ****
The Electric Mayhem-all:
Well, welcome home, to the Happiness Hotel.
(Dialogue) Kermit: [to the Electric Mayhem]: You guys live here?
Floyd: Yeah, but only between gigs, so that means we've been here this time...what?...five years?
Janice: Well, like, okay, y'know, I mean, like, okay, things are really gonna break as soon as we get our new frogs!
Animal: RARGHHH!
Kermit: What's wrong with the drummer, he seems a little sleeping.
Zoot: Oh, he's just upset about missing the Snuffleupagus exhibit at the National Gallery.
Animal: HUXTETTER! HUXTETTER!
Rowlf (with Rizzo & Rats):
Oh, there are bugs (there are bugs)
And there are lice (there are lice)
Scooter:
Sure, we have our little Fraggles, but you'll never beat the price
Fozzie:
You got every kind of keyboard,
Gonzo:
you got every kind of hatrack,
Pops:
But we treat 'em all as go-fers just like any other guest
Electric Mayhem:
Though you're crazier than the others, still as far as we can tell,
All:
You'll fit right in at Happiness Hotel
Kermit, Fozzie, Gonzo et al.:
We'll fit right in at Happiness Hotel!!
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