1000 Post Club, The Post Count & Senior Members Thread

[Sgt Floyd]

*prepares a case of scented candles for Sarge, awaiting his next 10 posts to trickle out*

Candles do not please me. I'd like a blood sacrifice of a cow.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

How about ostrich blood? There's an ostrich farm close to the Polish boarders.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

if that is all you can get, I suppose that is an acceptable substitute

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*fly off to steal some ostriches for Sarge*

Is this enough to satisfy you?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I suppose so

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

So, you don't need your parade then?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Hm...yes. Yes I do.

 

[Vincent L]

Cue the music!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I would like this played

 

[Vincent L]

[Pachelbel's Canon starts playing]