I think I prefer white mail.
*sits in rocking chair*
I remember the good old days, when we blackmailed each other and whitemailed each other. Now the only thing these young whippersnappers ever do anymore is bluemail and redmail and rainbow mail. Why, back in our day, rainbows only meant God's promise to Noah and there was no doubt about it. Now all these youngns run around gabbing about rainbows and weird stuff and I don't even know. Times have changed, my young son, time has changed. Why back when I was in law school, we never-
VOICE: OK Grandpa...that's enough...