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Crazy Harry

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*graps a ladder-climbs up to the ceiling fan-ties a 20 oz. soda bottle to the fan-climbs back down-turns fan on*

Now let's see what happens.
 
Zack the Dog

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OW! I got a grape in my eye.
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oww, you got a little grape in your eye...boo hoo:boo: !
I GOT GRAPE FRUIT IN MY EYE! ouch!!!stinging very badly! oh my gosh! get me a vet! MY EYE!


:sympathy: zack)Rowlf the, runing outta "rowlf the" ideas...dog:wink:
 
Fozzie Bear

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You could've said:

"Zack)Rowlf the, everything looks grape-fruity now, dog"

Hey, look at those sodas on the ceiling fan! That's an odd idea, but they're getting all bubbly inside cause the fan shakes and...
uh...UH...OH OH!! RUN!!!

*Soda fizz explodes from the lids of the bottles*

WHEE!! When the fizz goes in your ear, it tickles! Oh, I'm so sticky.

*Prepares to fling some jell-o molds, but decides his hands are too dirty to handle food, so he washes them THEN throws the jell-o.*

Chris! Catch!
 
Zack the Dog

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You could've said "Zack)Rowlf the, everything looks grape-fruity now, dog":
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hey Foz, you wanna be my writer?i was kinda keeping it a secret, but i don't come up with my oun enddings, I pay a writer to do that for me, his name is Bark Beasly, i think he's getting old cause he hasn't really given me any new matteral lately, you wanna to take his place? i can pay ya....:wink:


zack)Rowlf the, do you want to insert words here for money? dog
 
Super Scooter

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And, in honor of this special occasion...

A 1,000,000 MUFFIN PELTING!!!!!!!!

*watches as plan backfires and 1,000,000 muffins land on head*

That was a Muffin Newsflash!

:sympathy: :flirt: :mad: : Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!
 
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You sick little man. You're an inspiration to all us other sick little men.
 
Beauregard

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Splat, spotch, squelch.

Oh boy, this is getting outa' hand.

*Runs and gets another tray of food*

Throws the snadwiches one at a time up at the fan so they get sliced and spred in one shot.
 
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