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Mairin: <looks over Jason's shoulder> Mr. Moppet did you wet the bed?

Som: <Screams and tumbles down the stairs> Mairin: <Quickly quenches flames> Som: <scrambles to his feet> You can have her dude. I'm outta here! <run from the house> Mairin: JERK! Jason: Are you alright love? Mairin: Yeah... <collapses into Jason's arms>

Jason: <spins around> Mairin: Let. Me. Go. Jason: I'd do what she says... Som: Shut up. Who asked your opinion? Mairin: ME! <skin bursts into flames and the heat pops Goat's nearby popcorn>

Jason: <kicks down door> Som: <turns around and grabs Mairin as she runs up the stairs> Mairin: HEY!

Mairin: <runs into house avoiding mudpuddle> Jason: <chases Jack upstairs> Som: <trips up the stairs after Jason>

Jason: <chases Jack> Som: <chases Jason> Mairin: I guess we should go after them <hands Goat the poncho so she can shield her dirt from the rain>

Mairin: You know I could stop this.....but why? Jason and Som: <continue to fight over the prone Jack over Mairin> (confusing much?) Mairin: Hey, Jason! Kick Jack some more! Jason: Kick Som Jack more? <kicks Som into Jack>

Jason: <ends up kicking Jack in the face while punching Som in the face> Som: <kicks Jack in the groin while reeling from Jason's punch> Mairin: <cringes> Ooooo...

Jason: <jumps into the air dodging Jacks attack and lands on top of him> Som: <scrambles to his feet and leaps at Jason>

Mairin: By getting beaten? Jason: <grabs the running Som and swings him around, throwing him at Jack>

Mairin: I am not your "love" and I did not miss you. Jason: <gets really angry> JACK! GET AWAY FROM MAIRIN! <pushes Som off of him and charges Jack> Som: <looks around confused for a moment> *shrug* <chases after Jason>

Mairin: <eyes narrow> Jack... Jason: <looks over> JACK! Som: <confused> Jack?

Som: *to Jason* Oh great! You upset her! Jason: I upset her? YOU upset her! Som: I did not! Jason: YES YOU DID! Jason and Som: <start wrestling again> Mairin: *to Goat* I've always-ed liked mud wrestling...

Jason and Som: <continue to wrestle in the mud and end up rolling over Mairin> Mairin: *is rolled over* AHHH! Jason and Som: <immediately stop fighting> Mairin, are you ok? Mairin: No I'm not ok! You just rolled over me! Jerks! <stomps over to the ambulance and sits next to Goat with...

Jason and Som: Huh? <both look down to see Mairin curled up in the mud> Mairin! Som: <leans down to pick Mairin up> Jason: Oh no you DON'T! <shoves Som out of the way and goes to pick up Mairin> Som: OH NO YOU DIDN'T! HOW DARE YOU! <leaps at Jason knocking him to the ground> Jason...

Jason: SHUT UP GOAT! WE'RE BUSY! Som: YEAH! STOP BEING CONSCIOUS UNCONSCIOUS GIRL! Jason: *to Som* <blink, disgusted> You're an idiot! Som: No. YOU'RE an idiot! Jason: *sarcasm* Oh, great come back. What are you? 5? Som: I'm 25 I'll have you know!

Som: One moment unconscious girl, I'm busy *to Jason* And what makes YOU think you're Mairin's boyfriend? Jason: Well for one we're living together! Som: Oh you are, are you? Jason: YES! WE ARE!

Som: Mairin? Are you ok baby? Jason: <getting angry> She's not your "baby" Som: <annoyed> What are you talking about? Who the heck are you? Jason: I'M her boyfriend! Som: Is that so? <turns to face Jason and drops Mairin in the process> Mairin: <falls to the ground> Oft! <shifts>...

<Ambulance shrieks to a halt in front of the Moppet house. The paramedics jump out and run over to the unconscious Goat> Paramedic: <looks Goat over, brushing off the mound of dirt piled on her torso> She's gonna be fine, just fine. No broken bones or anything thing. She's very lucky...and...

Jason: <looks at Goat> Maybe we should call an ambulance... Mairin: Yeah...<takes out cellphone and dials 9-1-1>