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The moles? That's a bald-faced lie, the moles have been long-standing supporters of the Piggy campaign... Especially thanks to Mabel, our mole cuisine staffer who's been helping us out after leaving her restaurant in Vegas well taken care of while she helps us here with the campaign.

Yeah... Trying to keep up with the sports, less crazy than trying to keep up with Bo's post count. Oh and Randall, if you haven't yet, please vote for Piggy, we could use all the votes we can get.

You know... This NHL playoffs are very tough for me to decide, at least the Eastern Conference. Rooting for the Sabres to win... But the other series, I want Ottawa to win so a Canadian team can advance to the finals. But if the Devils win, well, that'd give the Sabres a chance to beat all...

*Room #4 gets flooded with all the past due bill notices.

Good... Maybe that'll keep him quiet for a while, now back to the performance. Lewis Kazagger: You heard it here first... The Honeydew camp has resorted to bribing rats for their political endorsement with promises of free cheese that are only flim-flammery on the filching scientist's part...

Voiceover: Mr. Moppet is currently and temporarily indisposed. Please hang up the lizard an try again at another time. Thank you.

And you have King Agrippa to thank for that. *Evil laugh rings out through Bo's head mingling with memories of Moppet Family real and illusory worlds created by Randall, the Dark Universe where Kermit never existed, the strangeness of Sam the Eagle and Janice dating each other, and those...

*Bags tie themselves around Bo's hand and won't let go. *Bo's chimney starts sputtering out the ton of bill notices that are exclusively for him.

Not if I make you pay for all the crazy posting in less than a half-day's time first. Not to mention those broken lights...

Cute puppy dog eyes don't work... And neither do cute bunny eyes. Is okay, your vote's in Bo. But your other transgression, that we need to talk about.

Narrator: Good, then you won't mind disappearing for no particular reason for a while. *Hole appears under the car and Bo disappears for a while. Right... Back to your regularly scheduled commercials. And now time for something different, but completely the same.

*Ahem... Um, please remember to send me your votes via E-mail through the forum's mailer system. Also, please say who you vote to be evicted, as the only one doing any actual evicting shall be I after the votes are fully tallied. Thanks.

Good... Post it soon please!

Ooh... He shouldn't have done that. *Bag of bill notices is thrown into Room #4 through the hole in the wall between his and Christy's rooms.

*Thud is heard, knocking Bo back into unconsciousness.

Noooooo! Don't eat the Moppet's pancakes. The nasty thingses will make you disappear into obscurity. Ask Uncle Bob!

Oh... I noticed all fright. And I know for a fact you happen to have a salary. The one you get from that Wilson's place. Which is why you keep getting a higher post-total stash than I, so expect a bill for those lights in the mail. *Slips bill for light fixtures to be fixed through mail...

Lewis Kazagger: The Muppet Illusion police turned what was a perfectly peaceful enjoyment of music at the Miss Piggy campaign rally into an utter silly and pointless bust. They apologized for their interruption and promptly scurried off to the Bunsen Honeydew camp where they arrested Dr. Buns...

*Dodges flyswatter and punches Bo in the toes. *Flees with shoe of gold back into the bushes.

*Bo's lights are still out... The switch does nothing to turn them back on. Hmmm... We'll have to call an electrician to fix that. It's coming out of your salary Bo.