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Is that meant as an insult or a compliment? *Keeps staff an inch above the ground with the force to slam it down should the clumsworth custodian give the wrong answer.

*Security guards raise an eyebrow at Parker stammering about running now. *Guards keep him locked up while checking his background information. *Eventually... They get a call from their higher-ups and stuff him into a cannon directly aimed at Italy, firing him off to land in a crumpled heap...

No... Nigel the Orchestra Conductor from TMS and Nigel the Control Room Director from MT are two completely different characters. Nigel (TMS) was performed/voiced by Jim, whereas Nigel (MT) was probably performed/voiced by Brian though you can doublecheck at Muppet Wiki.

Thoughts... 1 Betina and Belinda... First of all, shouldn't it be Belinda and Betina instead, for alphabetical purposes? Secondly, they're individual characters and should be treated as such, not as one single entry. 2 There are two different characters named Yorick who are skulls. The...

Anyone else? Anybody else at all. Ah yes, the astute gentleman awaiting the fifty-first chapter of a certain fanfic featuring his own doll has provided us with the correct answer.

*Security guards find two guns, knife, mace, and whatever else Parker had hidden in his backpack, which he mistakenly thought of as a packback.

Actually, that's quite a good job. Looking forward to whatever's next in this line of self-made puppets.

Count: You know Ryan... There are almost 5,000 entries in the Muppet Uniwerse, at least according to the vonderful Muppet Listings Ed and I have been vorking on. If you need any help culling through who should be part of the top 100, please don't hesitate in asking. Finished reading the...

Hi... Could you please provide a description of what/how your diva Tori looks like? Thanks.

No problem Ry-guy. So, let's get on with it shall we? Crazy Harry: Isn't this exciting? Pops: It's the countdown of the year. Sam the Eagle: Well can't we start without Lisa? The Newsman: No we can't until she's here. Sam: Mmm, yes.

Hmmm... Think that'd be the Richardor scale. What's a "Richardor scale"? The stairs at the theater. Wocka wocka! Or, if you prefer... Richardor what? Scooter: Richer than my uncle. Fozzie: Aaah, that's funny. Can I borrow it? Scooter: Sure, but you'll have to pay me for it. Fozzie...

Good to hear that... Cause you're also due up for a transformation yourself Bunsen. But that's a loooooong ways away.

Yes... And now we bring you the results of the first ever secretly recorded Gorg diving competition. JN: 9. Cheryl: 9.5. R: 9.9. And a 5 from the grouch at the end of the table? Hey, who let Oscar in here!

No need to worry Beaker... All will be explained in October, if you're still with us that is. *No evil laugh, I don't want to scare him any further than he already seems to be.

Mmm... MST3k, one of my favorite varieties of tea. You should band with us Erin, Winslow's the leader of our movie-ripping remembering troop and we could certainly use a third. But que sera, sera... **Goes off for a sandwich for lunch wile working out the details of Beaker's monster...

OK... There've been 81 more votes added, and I'm sad to say that Finalist 4 still has a 39% share, but Ryan's dropped to a 36% share. Does noone want our wittle pwawnie foo-foo cakes to win this impressions contest? Guess not. *Walks away and leaves the others to vote like crazy while they...

Hoped it wouldn't come to this, but... At the lobby's desk, an ornate Kermit emerald green switch is flipped while the marble 44 is pushed back into the wall where the room keys usually hang. The room above seals off with just Claudia inside, as the hands on the Muppet Labs clock move...

*Sighs... *In Woody Page voice: Why do I always have to straighten you guys out? (ESPN reference). 1 Grundgetta likes Oscar more than one normal grouch can like another... They're practically a grouch couple in spite of living their own separate lives. There were even two different...

Hi-ho... With only a few days left, there've been 13,100 votes cast and Finalist 4's beating Prawny by a 39% to 37% margin. So go out there and vote for Prawny! Yaeeeeeey! *Flails arms about while still wearing trenchcoat and holding mike in his hand.

Well... That's a bit weird. The short chapter's good for what it gave us, but I kinda feel there was more to tell. Oh well, just means more for the next chapter. Please post soon and glad to have you back, even if just for a moment.