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  1. Beauregard

    Muppets Big Brother

    *music plays* *pushes open the door, and steps into the room is silken white weding dress. A veil covers the face* He'll make me hapopy, each time I see him, and what? A prawn....oh, sorry. And I will follow where his heart may lead...and...unless it's too the jacozzi, I'm too wrinkly for...
  2. Beauregard

    Destination: Home

    Hey Lisa. For your cruelty I am going to place an ad here for my next fan-fic, which won't be psoted until I have, A. finished my other one, B. Written it. Hopefully that will be punishment for you. Comign up next on MC live, B. Regard's new novel, staring The Muppets. The novel is held...
  3. Beauregard

    Minor Muppetz' 100th post

    Say, wow! Good lord, two weks and he'll have caught me up!
  4. Beauregard

    Ack!

    Ahem...sorry about my getting it wrong there...also, you two are mistaken. For he certainly finishes the wrond Round before Ground. *hunts for book/radio/tv version...one or the other....* Also, are you an HHGTTG fan?
  5. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family..."

    What? Oh, hellu. Is that you fairy God-mother? I say, you couldn't make a nice hot cup of tea could you. Suzan is otherwise engagged.
  6. Beauregard

    Monty??

    In an SS movie slot ( I recall not it's name), Telly and Oscar were reveiwing Silly movies when he appeared behind them with a piee of paper which he handed to Telly. "Monty's new movie is a hoot," Telly read. "Run, don't walk to see Monty's new movie Watermellons and Cheese." (While Monty did...
  7. Beauregard

    SST Fan Fic: The Search for Bert

    Good lord it's contagious! But seriously, it's cool these commentries. Some 'making of's would also be appreciated. Beau
  8. Beauregard

    Fan Fic - And what is on the other side...?

    Sorry! My mistake! I'm trying to keep track of everybody...and didn't mean to post the same thing(ish) twice...forgive me! I'll try and keep better track. :p But then again...could you ever have too much?
  9. Beauregard

    Muppets Big Brother

    Oo 'eck. *dashes upstairs to grabs her old wedisng dress and veil* I say I wish I'd had mor etime to prepare...i should have liked to invite my uncle...but he is hibenating...
  10. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family..."

    (Out of charcter, Harvey, you are such a FUNNY guy!!!) Pass the glue, I want to try filling in this crossword puzzle. 5 letters. Something brown and sticky. *cuts out first four letters of the last word* Bingo! *crash* Ah, look. Another note from mangement. *pingbong* *pulls eleastic...
  11. Beauregard

    Ack!

    I feel....lost, a little sad, a little thoughtfull, and a little meh. Lost: What am I doing with my life? Sad: My sister and her friends went back to their work-place 4 hours drive away from here... Thoughtfull: Hmmm.... Meh: What am I dooooooing? WHy am I here? What is my purpose...
  12. Beauregard

    Is it time for Kermit to retire?

    Hear, hear. Guys, lay off the performers. They can only do what they are told/written, unless they adlib and they don't get away withthat so much these days.
  13. Beauregard

    Behind the Scenes of "The Muppet Movie"

    Awesome. Last time I looked at Muppet Trivia there, there was hardy any except a couple of pieces I put there. Also a couple of goofs I included in VMC. Someone I know has soem cool Muppet Caper trivia, but I'm not revealing it yet, since it is his place to do so. ;)
  14. Beauregard

    I'm a Senior Member!

    Oh I say. September sure sounds deliciously intriguing. I'd better go post some more, just in case...wait...I already post too much...ignore me...
  15. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family..."

    SuZaN! Can you get this window meanded? SuZan? Suzan..? *steps out into the hall to find her...* Oh there you are. Tied hand and foot, gagged and roped to your chair. I see. Well, when you've finished messing around can you come and sweep up the glass? Good. *heads back* Now, we...
  16. Beauregard

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Bo: It's gettign dark, let's head up to Harvey's place for the rest of the party. Beau: *starts stacking plates and food to bring up*
  17. Beauregard

    Behind the Scenes of "The Muppet Movie"

    I didn't know that Stevie Speily was even rumoured to be there. Where did this information leak from?
  18. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family..."

    Oh good. here's the key to the front door. And I'd give you the key to the safe, but I don't imagine that you have anything that neds to be secured in there. Right. Good. I'm off. *arives at work, to find that the socks have been shifted away and the desk neatly tidied with a pressed copy...
  19. Beauregard

    Muppets Big Brother

    What? What...oh, my. Well...I guess all's well that ends well...assuming it ends. *sigh* Alright, Pepe lover, when's the ceromony?
  20. Beauregard

    Is it time for Kermit to retire?

    Oh, I totally agree with you...Prawn Cracker. kermit cannot leave the Mupept Show. Sure he has become a little too, well, nice and almost charcterless(ish) but all he needs is a return to Muppet Show Kermit and he's back! I mean..no Gonzo...No Fozzie? No Piggy? *shakes head* Not...
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