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  1. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family..."

    Moppet: Hey, nice moves! Father: Thanks. Moppet: I meant, Jacks... Father: *Pulls Jack's hair like a girl* Moppet: Don't let your kids see you doing that...
  2. Beauregard

    No Room for Room in Your Heart????

    Who ever heard of a shamefull plug?
  3. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family..."

    *grabs Jack's foot, and spins towards the ground* You're shoelace is untied, you may trip... *keeps spinning*
  4. Beauregard

    Death of the rabbit

    Most, and as such there is now a new HHGTTG forum created by Harvey Towers with art my myself. ZZP
  5. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family..."

    *spins around Jack in Bullet-Time* Of coure, Jack lad...
  6. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family..."

    *twists in perfect fighter poise* *chanting to self* Remember the chricket, be like him...or is it preyign mantis? Or...*ouch!* Moppet: Just smack him, Father, hit Him! *spins into a slow motion kick*
  7. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family..."

    *steping back to avoid a flying punch of Master Jack* Can't we just talk this over....
  8. Beauregard

    I saw a mouse

    I have only one thing to say to you, Sir Mouse of the Commen, and its, "Meow."
  9. Beauregard

    The first ever MopFam Fic: Mother's story!!

    Goodness you're right! So much of the Moppet family history pivoted on that moment!!!
  10. Beauregard

    Vic Romano's Weekly Creative Muppet Visuals

    It's grrreat!!! You fit in well withteh group, you know, zany, crazy, a little squiggy around the edges...:p It's cool, dude!
  11. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family..."

    (Oc: Mr Harvey's not in the battle any more) Vic, if you or Ted lay one finger on me I'll... Jack! Get off my ankles!!!
  12. Beauregard

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Bo: It was horrid! Beau: YEs, he is alittle bit off, he's been in the fridge all morning... Bobo: Have not! All day, but nto just all morning... Bo: No, not him...it. Beau: It? Bo: The meeting I just went to where the president resigned, and everyone started shouting... Beau: Not good...
  13. Beauregard

    Muppet Survivor Game

    A osteopath? Why, how delightfull, Feet, right? Or is that dieticen'? I always get them muddled up. But a foot masage would certainly be appre'ciated...
  14. Beauregard

    Tom or Jerry?

    What nonsence is this? Tom still comes out firmly tops! Tom 9 Jerry 3 Tom has three times as many votes!
  15. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family..."

    *slaps forehead* This is the last time I insist on a re-write of the script...*cough*..that is, the last time that Wilson's will host a Wrestle, I, er hope!
  16. Beauregard

    Ages of Muppets

    Kermit is 50. *laughing* Just kidding... I'd say that Scooter was between 17 and 21.
  17. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family..."

    Father: Ahh, now then, let's...*Mr harvey appears* Moppet: I thought we already... Father: Harvey! Thank goodness I need a hand here, you see... Moppet: We are fine my ourselves. I mean, there's already two of us against two. Any more and they're out numbered! Father: We are hardly two...
  18. Beauregard

    Muppet Survivor Game

    Don;'t worry, Monkey boy, I shall look after you. *waves hand dramaticly, and punches Sam* Oh, my dearest appologu'ie
  19. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family..."

    *off the edge of the ring* Hi, er, Jack...um...Jackie? No, better stick to jack i think. Good evening to you. *shakes Jack's hand* And you, Madam, er, Madam. *shakes hand* May the best man win...or...woman...well, there's only one here, so it wouldn't be the best, but, it would be the...
  20. Beauregard

    Muppet Survivor Game

    Oh my!!!! *grips Sam* Protect me from the evil!!!!!! *glances at Shaksphere Volume* So, he was overly dramatic sometimes too...
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