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*hugs Tabi/Mingo* *hands her a lemonade from freeshly squeezed lemons with essence of brick*

Oh great almighty water cooler, will sense ever prevail over this thread once again?

D'Snowth please, quit complaining that MC is alive! It's a good thing!!!!

*does star jumps* Nothing like a little exersise to get you out of it...

Take it off, Mrs P, it doesn't suit you...little joke... *sighs* I may go to sleep. *finds a spare sofa bed*

Let's try not to start Post contests here, guys. Remember, it's about quality not quantity! Makeing someone laugh once is worth a hundred posts.

Good job. *giggle* Second time?

Welcome to the clb, Mrs P..here, chocolate. We can indulge here on the net becuase there's now weight restrictions...and no figure to think about.. *blows nose* Oh, sorry, I should have used a tissue...*puts Mrs P's chocolate in the bin* Here, *hands her annother*

I swore I'd never start a sympathy thread like this but... ...I'm feeling very very down just now, and I know others are, and often do, so I thought I'd start a "Rada Slarty Club" where we can share our woes, and hand tissues around... "Rada Slarty" is two words from a foreign song...I...

Father: *driving the motor boat* I can't believe I let this happen...again. I should take more care of things, i simply can't keep loosing family members like this. Mother. The Twins. The nanny. The stir-crazy aunt. The foot. Though, technically the foot isn't family... Moppet: Your mind...

Now...a "Tea Heater" that would be the perfect thing...

He does? Well, no problem! I'll PM it right away!!!

And I am currently in england, and definatly not near enough to go visit you. Sorry about that. :p Beau

*walks to the nearest set of double-glazing, and wipes water off of it* Volla!

Hang that, almighty water cooler, your mother was a water closet! Bea:zany:{For teh record, I am not refering to beebers}regard

Oh almighty drip, is rictual sacrifice truely necessery? It's makes such a mess, and we just had the cleaners in this office...

Um...sorry, were you talking to me?

Why not just use the starfish while you have them?

Then use cows...if you have none of them, lure them in with poptarts... What? It worked before. EDIT: *includes Toga's post*

Ooh, nice mustache Ryan! Who's your tailer?