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  1. Beauregard

    Happy Birthday EmmyMik!

    Agreed! Happy happy happy muffin bithday to you!!! I hope you receive many scented envelopes and autographed Bill photos!!!
  2. Beauregard

    Muppet Central: The Movie: Revisted

    Deep inside the mechanical depthes of Muppet Central Control, a dark haired, tight fisted man ground his teeth. "For the next part of my plan..." he said, but said no more. Perhaps afraid that even the walls could listen, and speak, which, concidering it was Muppet Central sould not be...
  3. Beauregard

    Muppets for Dorks

    Oooh, now here's an old thread!!! Golly,I never finished it...and never psoted it at H2G2, how terrable of me...
  4. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family..."

    *to self* They say curiousty killed the cat... *leaves house, and crosses road, nodding to a random neighbour witha cow* *frowns at Dan-Dan* *raises eyebrows at something* *knocks on the Cole door* I say, does anyone have...er...a bowl of sugar I could borrow by any chance?
  5. Beauregard

    Muppet Central: The Movie: Revisted

    Bo Regard frowned at the screen. Man, what was this place! It seemed to crash more often than a taxi driving on a tightrope over the niagra falls in a thunderstorm. Sheesh. Bo thumped the screen, and clicked back to MSN. - The following conversation was recorded from MSN - Bo: Vibs, MC...
  6. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family..."

    *at home* *twitching the netcurtains* Yo...er...someone who's here in the house, who's car just pulled up outside the Coles? No one I recognise...Hmm... Madam Cole Senior? (OOC: Great to see you here!!! Suddenly an influx of the new generation both old and young! Mairin who can play...
  7. Beauregard

    People need to be more understanding!

    OMG! It's Zack the Dog! Where dd you spring from???
  8. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family..."

    It brings a whole new meaning to the word "Wake." *sits back in pew, puts feet up, pulls newspaper from pocket* *unfolds newspaper and reads*
  9. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family..."

    But then nice is a relative term...
  10. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family..."

    On the other hand, I don't think we'll ever know...still...that's Dan-Dan for you... I'll see you around later on folks. Dan-Dan..nice to have you back...
  11. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family..."

    If you don't mind...I'm going to pop back home. *to self* A minute ago I thought I ws going mad, now I'm beign revived with a mop by a blue-aunts friend... Ahh, hello girls, yes, I'm ok...I do it all the time. Do you have any clue what just happened here?
  12. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family..."

    *looks from Pea-Pea ironing, to Fem Taer, to Dan-Dan alive, to Mairin, to...* *blinks* *colapses*
  13. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family..."

    *to self* I should write down that speech for next time... *cough* Dan..er...Dan...you are here, I thought...I don't mean to sound rude...that you were*ahem* dead?
  14. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family..."

    I am going to need one heck of a strong cup of tea after this...
  15. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family..."

    We should...er...keep back...I mean, maybe we should...give it some air...that is...*gulp* How should I know what we should do?
  16. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family..."

    Fem... *stops* ...what...
  17. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family..."

    *steppign forward* Fem, Thank you, I'd like to...can I say a few words? Dan-Dan may not have been...normal. He, she, it may not have been a relation of mine, or mothers, or any of ours, but, she was still the only blue aunt we ever had. You see...er...Dan-Dan never claimed to be anything...
  18. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family..."

    Pea-Pea. I am glad you could come, it will mean a lot to Fem. You were Dan-Dan's roommate?
  19. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family..."

    Miss Mingostone, maybe you could *getting up* sit over here with Vibs and Viq...I have to...do stuff.
  20. Beauregard

    "The Moppet Family..."

    *frowning* I'm sorry, I didn't know she had three, I should have phoned to check but...*frowns deeper* Probably not the time... *sits in pew, and stares ahead at the alter* Viq...life is...complicated...
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