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Kermit: and Link why did they you up for?

(Kermit comes in) Kermit: Uh Steven your needed onstage to introduce Wayne and Wanda and hey what's going on? Steven:well the monsters has piggy and link tied up and Bill Murray is tied up as well so i'll be onstage to introduce Wayne and Wanda (Steven leaves) Kermit: Piggy what did these...

Steven: oh Link and Piggy what has these guys done to you?

Baby Monster:yeah she's allright and also we tied Link Hogthrob as well Steven: Link are you allright?

Luncheon Counter Monster:Because she stole our spotlight Steven: ok Miss Piggy are you all right?

(Meanwhile in Miss piggy's dressing room Steven enters and sees the monsters tied up Piggy) Steven:Hey guys what are you doing to miss piggy?

just ignore those sketches those were promos (Kermit is Backstage) Kermit:Great Number Piggy you were good and Bill Im sorry about the monsters

(Meanwhile backstage) Kermit: Uh Link where's Piggy she's supposed be on vet's hospital where is she?

Dr Bob:Uh Nurse Janice where's Nurse Piggy?

(we fade to Vet's Hospital) Annoucer's Voice:and now Vet's Hospital with a story that has gone to the dogs (they operate on one of the italian pigs) Dr Bob:Nurse Piggy are you ready to save another life?

(to reveal a news conference) News Reporter #1: Piggy are you happy being on a live tv show?

(Backstage) Kermit:uh Scooter is everybody on stage for the closing number Scooter:yes they are (Kermit leaves and is in front of the curtain) Kermit:Ladies and Gentlemen Bill murray has decided to sit out this closing number so here is our muppet gang minus Bill murray singing We Both...

Kermit:Uh Louis your act has been cancelled due to the show running long i hope you understand?

(we fade to Muppet Sports) Annoucer's Voice:and now it's Muppet Sports and here he is Louis Kazagger

(Steven is in front of the curtain) Steven: Kermit has asked to introduce our very special guest star again here he is again with our muppet monsters singing Que Sera Sera Mr Bill Murray yay (the curtain opens)

Kermit:yeah and they want to see you ok guys you come in now?

Kermit: well the number you are scheduled for is to sing with our muppet monster and they're mad about it?

Kermit:it's about your next number why are you singing Que Sera Sera tonight?

(Bill Murray's Dressing Room) Kermit: uh Bill can i talk to you for a minute?

Steven: all right guys hit it