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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Oh... *Does best to apologize to Julia and Zeliboba. So sorry... My eyes aren't what they used to be, blind and batty you know. Dunno what I was thinking of, please forgive the mix-up. *Leaves tray of freshly made fudge brownie spiders for Julia and her roomies.
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    Sesame Street Fan-Fic: Street Smarts

    Mmmm... Mighty fine chapter there. Loved and laughed and cried and everything. Someone else will post a good raving review... Just know I liked it and await the posting of more. Please!
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    The Spectacular Spidey/Muppets Celebration

    Huh? "Most weirdest" should be "weirdest". And wasn't Upgrade missing from that interview? Not familiar with Diamondhead nor Wildvine. The new hero, that a reference to the episode from this past week with Xilene? Oh, and "hero buddies" should never be mentioned near Ben, that was the work...
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    MC:BB - An All New Season

    ... Vinnie: Huh? Killer bats? Probably another ficticious news story planted by the Honeydew campaign. All we can do is hope Miss Piggy gets enough votes, seems Grover's already gotten plenty to catapult him into the next round. Hey, there any popcorn left? *Gets a bowl of popcorn and adds...
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Hey guys... Exciting news, there are two more members seeking admission to be part of the dorms. Surprised that a good chunk of the review committee's here at the moment, told the prospective new residents that I'd submit their cases tomorrow... Gives them a chance to get everything in order...
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    2007 Muppet Presidential Election Part 2

    Sure nice of you to extend a hand in peace this time Bunsen... *Extends hand to shake Bunsen's, though he crushes the electro-shock buzzerin the extended hand's mechanical grip.
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    1000 Post Club, The Post Count & Senior Members Thread

    Nice achievement Daniel. Hope we can count on your vote. Yours too Randall.
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    Vic Romano's Weekly Creative Muppet Visuals

    Hey... Great work Dave, though I'd rully like a descript to fully hexpress myself on this last masterpiece of the season. Also, I happen to know the names of some of our MC friends you quoted by screen name, if you'd be interested to know them. And if you could dig it up from the cemetary of...
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    2007 Muppet Presidential Election Part 2

    ... Janice: Like eeeeeeew! I never went to that groady labs area. All Muppet women unite and vote for Piggy! Scooter: That's not the video I was talking about... And besides, how would having the tape in question be any different than the one you made with that fake Kermit? Hmm? Lewis...
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    1000 Post Club, The Post Count & Senior Members Thread

    Thanks... Now please vote for Piggy, we need to stem the flowage of unscrupulousness eminating from that dirty Honeydew's campaign at Muppet Labs.
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    2007 Muppet Presidential Election Part 2

    *Little does Bun realize that he's really campaigning for Miss Piggy instead. Uh-huh... And I suppose that whack with the olive branch you were going to hit me with was nothing more than a friendly little tap. The public knows your true motives Dr. Melonhead and will knock you off of your...
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    1000 Post Club, The Post Count & Senior Members Thread

    Hey... Sorry I haven't been in here for a loooooooong while. Hope you guys are behaving yourselves. Wes, congrats on attaining Senior Member status. Here's your MC SM Kermit The Frog badge with your name in silver lettering on the collar. Guess some of the others already told you how to...
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    Where is that guy they know as Beau?

    *Another day dawns in town... And yet, the giant clock in Beth's shop now rings out twelve thundering tones. The time is coming Bo... Still a long ways to go, but your day will come.
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Hey guys!!! The second round of the 2007 Muppet presidential elections have started... And I'm helping out Catherine's campaign by drumming up support for her roommate, Miss Piggy, to be the first female president. Hopefully that'll get the women voters to vote for her, to see a woman finally...
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Um Peter... Hate to tell you this, but Zeliboba is a male bear from the Russian version of Sesame Street. Julia, his roommate, while though a female Russian student staying here at the dorms, does not celebrate her birthday until the month of October. Hope this helps clear up any confusion.
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    2007 Muppet Presidential Election Part 2

    *Moves out of the way before Dr. Bunswormer hits him. Yeah right... You're the one who started all that crud you crackpot. Scooter: Hugs by Bean Bunny? That should be enough to repel the crowds away from his campaign on its own. *Places sign reading Vote for Piggy on Bunsen's back.
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    2007 Muppet Presidential Election Part 2

    Scooter: On behalf of Miss Piggy, we'd like to thank all those who voted for her this past round in the primaries. And to those of you who are thinking of voting, remember a vote for Piggy means that this Muppet nation will be run smoothly and with the backbone to enforce her presidential...
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    2007 Muppet Presidential Election Part 2

    *Walks in to the new voting station. Scooter: Um Fozzie/Kevin... Just wanted to point out a few mistakes you might want to correct. Piggy's running mate's screen name is "Ruahnna", not "Ruhanna" as stated above. Also, any MC member who "opens" this thread? Correct me if I'm wrong, but I...
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    2007 Muppet Presidential Election begins

    Heh... Victory party, yeah right. Maybe you don't realize this, but Grover's got four more votes than you, Bunwormer. And why would I want that bootlegged custom? I'd rather buy it from Ken's store. And besides, I can just blast your silly little party to kingdom come employing the services...
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    2007 Muppet Presidential Election begins

    *At press conference.. Lewis: Miss Piggy, how do you respond to the shameless chicanery perpretrated by the Honeydew campaign, portraying Kermit as voting for their green party nominee? *Passing by... Oh hi Oscar. You gonna vote for Grover? That guy's a ball of fuzzy and blue cuteness...
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