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  1. The Count

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Narrator: Mmm, I know a few people who'd like to walk all over Bo. *Hee...
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    Happy 30th of December to you

    Yeah... They even added tarantula legs to the menu. *Smacks lips thinking of the appetizers down at the sports bar.
  3. The Count

    Six Degrees of Kermit T. Frog

    Sure.. Nicholas Cage was in that movie, you know the one, about the motorcycle... Ghost Rider. Ghost Riders in the Sky? Uncle Deadly: That's a nice lively song. Riders in the Sky performed the song "Woody's Roundup" in Toy Story 2. Toy Story 2 featured the voice talents of Joan Cusack as...
  4. The Count

    Happy 30th of December to you

    Yeah, why not? I know this great place down the road where they have great French fries and flies, and the mozzarella sticks are the best.
  5. The Count

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    *The rats agree, Elaine even starts playing kitchy-koo with Jana.
  6. The Count

    2007 Muppet Presidential Election Part 3

    *From the audience's front row: Hey Scoot, over here! Mmm, I wonder how those Christmas and New Year's shows in Vegas are going. Oh well, we'll find out in ru time.
  7. The Count

    Happy 30th of December to you

    Your owner's dad? Uh, who's that? And I don't eat lizards... They give me gas something awful. You don't wanna be here when that happens. Come on buddy, I'll buy you a grasshopper down at the bar.
  8. The Count

    2007 Muppet Presidential Election Part 3

    Scooter, whispering in Catherine's ear: Uh, we didn't get the Pussycat Dolls... We got Josie and the Pussycats instead, you know... That group of girl singers from the 70's? Oh never mind. Just get Piggy her speech, she's got that address to deliver on TV tomorrow night. *Hands over the...
  9. The Count

    Happy 30th of December to you

    Monster: Hey, when did this place get a maid? Heh, guess Lisa finally got tired of doing all the cleaning herself. *Goes back to munching Bo's head into tiny particles.
  10. The Count

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    At that time... Ivan, returning from his date with Vanessa: Uh Kyle... Aren't those your sister's rat friends? If anyone needs me, I'll be upstairs in the attic room.
  11. The Count

    Once Upon My Heart.

    Hey... Now where'd that muffin I left here go? Oh well... *Leaves another muffin should the rock get hungry.
  12. The Count

    The Next Step: The Fifth and Final Rowlf Story

    Hey Uncle Deadly! We need those magic lightning fingers of yours over here to get your roomie back and writing!
  13. The Count

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Ah, home at last. *Bats return with a basket of hot freshly made waffles from Erin. *In Kermit voice: Oh good. So I take it she liked the orange maple syrup. Small gesture towards her, as an RHLC-er I thought she'd dig it. *Settles down to eat a good waffle dinner with the Count at our...
  14. The Count

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Waffles, that'd sound yummy if I didn't have to rush off to classes in a few minutes. Oh hey, I'll just have my bats leave Erin a bottle of maple syrup enfused with some orange flavoring.
  15. The Count

    Happy 30th of December to you

    Uh Snowths... You need to go back to Page 1 of this thread, started on 12/30/2006 to understand Bo's brand of madness for this thread. Now then... Please vote for Piggy!
  16. The Count

    Happy 30th of December to you

    *Monster eats Bo's head to silence his plaintiff yelps of no use whatsoever. Right then, what do we do with this headless pile of maggets?
  17. The Count

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Oy! Shut your face you! We're tryin' to sleep ere! *Rats throw another hammer to conck Bo out.
  18. The Count

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    *Ominous voice: You leave the plot alone. Haven't you done enough to the poor thing already? Now off with you and don't anger me!
  19. The Count

    Happy 30th of December to you

    Quiet you, or you'll end up in my bowling bag. *Disembodied feet appear and start up a game of kick the Bo.
  20. The Count

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Audience: You mean other than your head?
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