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  1. The Count

    A Celebration of Muppet News Party!

    Hey.. Cut 'im some slack Prawn. At least Bo can get into muppets.com unlike some of us. *Hates on missing out on all that stuff.
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    A Celebration of Muppet News Party!

    *What he doesn't know is that all the cannons were immediately drawn to Nickster when he pulled the trigger... And thus he ended up underneath a pile of penguins mad about losing their waiter's tips. They smack him about with their flippers... Then sit him down in the corner... Nick...
  3. The Count

    A Celebration of Muppet News Party!

    *Meanwhile... Back in the Hall of... UD: What was that about? Eh, who knows... UD: And who cares. *Switches to Electric Company power and everything goes back to normal with lights turned on. Ain't nobody messin' with this bringing of the power!
  4. The Count

    A Celebration of Muppet News Party!

    Thanks Alex. *Pipes in At the Dance music in the background so other songs can be heard more prominently. *Bat slices the knotted shoelaces of Will and Carrie. Okay Bo, that's your first and only warning. Try something like that again and it's custodian's surprise for ya swabby.
  5. The Count

    A Celebration of Muppet News Party!

    Huh? *Stares at Alex, before realizing he can't see anything. *Sits back down in the corner watching everybody else through feedback talking headphones recording everyone's moves on covert surveillance cameras.
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    *Downstairs... Nerts! UConn lost in OT. Aargh... Oh well... At least there's still some more games tonight, and Smackdown too. Uncle D creepily enters the fray. That reminds me. Did you partake of that dish this past Wednesday? UD: What dish do you mean? You know... The one with the...
  7. The Count

    Fraggle Rock Fan-Fiction: Perfect Harmony

    Yeah... Or face the combined might of our readering wrath!
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Hey... *Glances up from the game on the common room's TV. Huh, there's a Muppet erm, anatomy lesson going on upstairs in Claudia's room. Maybe we can give them some pointers. UD: Like what? Like sneaking up and moving the clock hands so the lecture's over that much quicker... And to...
  9. The Count

    Fraggle Rock Fan-Fiction: Perfect Harmony

    Ooooh! And here I was thinking to myself... Self, we oughta nag Prawny for some more PH. It's been ages since he's updated... We oughta menace him with those penguin cannons or muffins... And here you go and post the next chapter! Liked the nod to Scooter there with Henchie calling on John...
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    Never Been a Group of Friends Quite Like This!

    Hi... Just wondering if this quaint tale might get updated perchance? Thank you, we now return you to your regularly scheduled nagging.
  11. The Count

    Counting Characters

    Yay! Me looking forward to it. For some of these I have a bio-story in mind, for others I let myself be inspired by the *potential* scaring talent. Keep in mind I'm only truly committed to three more entries. After that, anything goes and I'll probably need readers' help or further...
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    Stranger Than Muppet Fan-Fiction Presents "Who Ya Gonna Call?"

    *UD pets Claudia on the shoulder. Yes... We are all satisfied. Convey my deepest dreariness to that blind fellow you room with, and a pot of my finest green fog tea shall be on its way to him.
  13. The Count

    Stranger Than Muppet Fan-Fiction Presents "Who Ya Gonna Call?"

    ... Cheers and loud clapping can be heard from the ghoullery section of the audience. Oh how I love this beginning... Let me, well no, I'll let others rush in and read this in the middle of the night, a most suitable hour for inducing the fright effect. UD and VP owning a shop of mystical...
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    *Bats deliver a pot of chilled chocolate and a double fangtipped squirter tube for the cake for Big B out in the garden now that it's gotten dark enough for them to fly outside.
  15. The Count

    Counting Characters

    ------------- Character Entry #10. Name: Okttober the Ten of Pumpkins. Favorite I-Scream Flavor: Pumpkin Patch Sweetness. Likes: Tending to the trick-or-treaters when they come calling at the castle's front doomed doors. Dislikes: Finding spoiled smashed chunks strewn throughout her...
  16. The Count

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    *Oblivious to all, hunkered in the below basement bunker watching the college basketball tournament.
  17. The Count

    Fanfiction: The Fraggle From Outer Space

    ... Dunno, partially blind as a batty bat am I. Calcifer ended up stealing the show for me. BTW: So would that confirm the sneaking suspicion I got that from your other fic Antoine and Bunny (the cybernetically revived gar-goyle) were from Sonic? Ungh... Must have more fic! Please...
  18. The Count

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    *Knock on Door 29 and then we walk away. A box of Rice Krispie birdseed squares filled with good gooey baked oatmea, a birthday card, new pair of roller skates and an SST sign key chain are left as presents for the overgrown canary on this, his birthday from all of us in Room 1.
  19. The Count

    Fanfiction: The Fraggle From Outer Space

    And whose cavern is this? Waiting for more. Thanks for posting. And extra hugs, I saw Howl's Moving Castle and now appreciate your Gargoyles fic even more.
  20. The Count

    A Celebration of Muppet News Party!

    Heh... Be glad it was just the Grover arms and not the nagging stick. *Sniffles at Lay's unupdated story about the pig with the throbbing headache and the pert little lopped ear. *Bounces off to see where that penguin with the cue cards has gotten too. Hopefully he got on the ark that crazy...
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