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  1. The Count

    Facebook and MC for me

    Wha huh? Nah, this can't Christy B the bee she wants to be. Hmmm, better check. She has the same flossy hair Christy has. *Runs a finger through just feeling her hair. And these are her same old floppy arms. *Lifts one arm and floppily shakes it with no reaction as it falls back. And this...
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    *A few minutes later... Since we couldn't think of what to get da Prawnidew... *A penguin security guard watches over the stack o' presents at Room #25. Left there are: a weekend pass to the Six Flags Over Hensonville amusement park, a tub of lime jello, a bucket of seasoned popcorn, a batch...
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    Hilarious Bert & Ernie Pirate Pic!

    Thanks Beth. That's why I'm rooting for the Phillies... They're using Rubber Duckies to charge the crowds into rallying their team in the World Series. Rubber Duckie, you are the 1!
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    Hilarious Bert & Ernie Pirate Pic!

    Hi. Could you please elaborate on what exactly it is you're drawing our attention to here? Would be helpful in knowing what this thread rully deals with, thanks. :batty:
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    Happy Birthday, Prawnie! ! !

    *Throws cake, hitting Snowth by mistake. Huh? Whatever. *Whooshing noise, Gonzo: You called? Yes... Now go into Maneuver 59C. Gonzo: Camilla! Get the cannon, pogo stick and vat of oatmeal with brown sugar and raisins! It takes so little to make him happy. Hope this thread makes you...
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    Say Cheese!

    *Shrugs... Some guy I knew here once. Think he ran off with a mind or three of that Lisa girl, whoever she is. But enough about them. More story please! ! !
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    Say Cheese!

    Erherm... In the interest of celebrating Prawny's 18th hole tonight/tomorrow... Bringing back the magic of this present from one half to the other. Though if that'll make the fraction a whole number I've yet to know. Please post more, I'm sure Prawny would want that. Fright Ryan? *Nods...
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    Happy Birthday, Prawnie! ! !

    You want half a child? Got one somewhere in here... :shifty: *Fires off penguins into the air and down into Prawny's shirt. Hey, if it was good enough for Telly in the Number 6 Games... *Explodes birthday cake out of the trampoline and into der Prawnneggaire's lap and mostly face too.
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    New Muppet Youtube videos

    Oh okay... *Hears Gonzo's mangling of El Condor Pasa. He can't do that to one of Paul's songs. :batty: So what are you going to do about it? This... *To chickens: Hey girls! Party in our dressing room! *Chickens run away from Gonzo, bemoaning the birded betrayal.
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    Lots of MUP3's, Wanna Trade?

    :zany: cackles while twacking Prawny with cue cards as he floats above ghost-style. Can I have Scarborough Fair and the 6 Penguins in my Shirt too? Thanks.
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    New Muppet Youtube videos

    Why that Cait? Feeling a little hen-pecked? Mwahaha! *Zooms out again.
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    Non-Muppet MP3 Trade Page

    Um... Doed anyone have the songs of Nightmare Before Christmas? Thank you muchly. :scary:
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    ... Voting for Mickey Mouse... Heh-heh. But wait, wasn't it said that all those living in Fantasyland should have an anvil dropped on their heads, crushing their skulls thus allowing them to vote in which case they're to be kept away from voting? Meh, is a good thing I don't vote for...
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    Your Thoughts: Sesame Street Season 39

    Yes... Elmo's World: Eyes was indeed new. That, and Drums in the season premiere means only one more new Elmo's World has yet to air this year. Which one? Elmo's World: Frogs. Let's hope against hope a certain frog comes by as the guest, though I wouldn't bank on it.
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    Season 39 Character Questions

    Today's list. Episode 4180: Elmo Wants to be Like Gordon. Humpty Dumpty puppets, not sure if these should be added. Grover's Pet Guinea Pig. Elmo's World: The Groucho Marx Glasses. Elmo's World: The Secret Word Duck.
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    Your Thoughts: Sesame Street Season 39

    Today's review. Episode 4180: Elmo Wants to be Like Gordon. Airdate: October 22, 2008. Season: Season 39. Sponsors: I, 12. Word on the Street: Mustache. Street Story. I'm not entirely sure I liked the Count's appearance here... It sounded too CGI/cartoonish splicied into the scene...
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    Dreaming: MuppetFest 2010

    You know... Would rully love if a second MuppetFest were to be organized and put together... Entirely missed out on the original. Should this be merged into the other thread regarding MuppetFest memories and speculations on a possible second such gathering? BTW: Thanks MQ.
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    New Muppet Youtube videos

    ZOMG! That was the best of the entire lot! What we needed, a dose of Muppet violence/humor. Sweet. :shifty: Guess you can't teach an "old" dog "new" tricks. :sympathy:, grabbing :shifty: No... Here's a trick. LOL. And now we need Rizzo's new video. Hmm... Racing against Gonzo to...
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    New Muppet Youtube videos

    Pssssst... Prawny... Could ya send me da Rowlf sket/song/file please? Tanks. :shifty: And yeah... His family may have carried the plague... But we bats carry a far greater and darker disease. Mwahahahahahaha!
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    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    *Sigh of contetedness. Well, just sent off the latest addition off to Erin for revision, as she helped me with that particular haunter. Okay guys and ghouls, there's cauldron cakes in the fridge... I'm headed to the bat-room for a good warm shower. See you in a bit. *Leaves Count and...
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