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What do you get when a T-Rex exercises too much? A Dino-Sore What does a frog eat in paris? French Flies Why did the store close at 2 o' clock? It was twos day

I really hate when teachers talk to other students when you're trying to concentrate during a test. If she wants us to have a good grade, she should be quiet! And I hate that Teacher can use phones but students cannot!

I WANT SOMMMMMMMMMMME!!!

Ha Ha Ha, I always say, "So... Nice weather we're having..."

Chapter Four- Aquaintances 　 　 　 Fozzie's nervous, Piggy's angry, Jaz is silent, Gonzo's normal, Kermit has a headache from it all. It was chaos. Each day, Fozzie's nervousy got worse. He wasn't sure if it was Piggy's constant complaints about his shyness toward Jaz, Or Jaz's unforgiving cold...

(This sounds really mean but,) That's what Dads are for.

*Looks around* Who the heck is Miss Linkie? ... Me? ... Who cares? I'm opening mine anyway! *opens* ... ... Um... Who got me used denchers?

I got a new one. "Holy halibituary!!!"

*Wimpers* O-Ok... When do we open all our presents?

ME I DEMAND A SLICE!!!

Ok, welcome to the forum! WOOT! MORE FANS!!! Second, Love the art! I love the sketch with the pony and Miss Piggy. I also love Sam and his "Dirty word" LOL Very good!

Don't you hate when you eat something good, and can't help but eat more, but then you eat so much that you spit up? I did that today. and then I said, "That's what I get for being piggish!"

LOL I know, that was me being me! LOLOLOLOLOL

I randomly typed in Miley Cyrus on Google, and a bunch of result came up, and quite a few of them said she was on drugs.

Ok, I just looked it up, and it said Miley was on drugs.

I know. I LOVED waffle!

In the Muppets, they need 1 million dollars to save the theatre, but if Piggy wsa a fashion editor, and Gonzo was a plumbing magnate, why didn't they just pay it off?

But Hannah Montana was just starting it's 2nd season or what ever.

FOZZIE BEAR?!? DUN DUNN DUNNN!!! Fozzie! How could you? I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL! You ruined my un-birthday!

Chef, you LIED to us!!!