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To be honest even as a lover of string cheese myself even I have to admit the stuffed crust pizzas aren’t always something to write at home about.

I mean that’s the thing with too much grease. It can easily upset your stomach. This is why I never plan on eating an entire Costco pizza pie because their pizza is super greasy.

Okay this commercial just SCREAMS 80s.

Huh…. Alright, I’ll consider looking at that then, thanks!

Am I the only one who honestly prefers Anything Muppet patterns over real life human flesh? Don’t get me wrong - I’m appreciative of all human flesh colors - tan, brown, white, etc, but I find just every day skin colors at the same time can also be boring. I think that’s why I really loved...

Alright, then I’ll just keep blowing off 50 on gas for the time being. At least it gives me an excuse to get stoned cause saltiness

So….. for whatever reason, my common movie logo for my short films is now at 1440…..? When I know for a fact it’s always been 1920 x 1080 anytime I put it in premiere….? This….. this literally makes no sense…..

Says the guy who initially started this problem to begin with.

Does Target offer gas points for grocery shopping? Cause I have to be honest, I’m really tired of having to spend 50 dollars just to fill up my big *** car and honestly I want to see if shopping at target will give me gas points if I sign up for it.

So for a long while, I thought my copy of the Mysterious Theater circles skit from episode 3158 on my old skit compilation tape didn’t have the new music cues added in….. but turns out they actually did have those cues after all (and I had @Schfifty check his copy from June 1994 just to make...

In the process of recording some voice over for my final part of my Scary Sesame Street moments video series that I look forward to posting this Sunday.

Non-gender-specific parent: *knocks on door* Hey, non-binary offspring! Non-binary offspring: Hey, non-gender-specific parent! Non-gender-specific parent: Uh, just wanted to let you know that dinner is ready, uh, if you consent to it, of course! Non-binary offspring: *smart alecy* Um…. I...

Once again, life only continuing to prove how much shittier it gets as time goes on. https://www.phonearena.com/news/google-youtube-tv-app-roku-platform_id135957?fbclid=IwAR2NtMvWe5Oa1diChIvaDk0HeNzF0USmwiwDn2PmPi1gkOrjsbG3xImUsAQ

Probably cause you think it involves “Levunuh the vampiah guhl”

Wow, I really was in complete denial lol

Yeah so my mom and I are actually looking at some new places before I contact my landlord about the lease. And totally agreed with jobs. I mean okay, I have quit at least two jobs without knowing what to do next, but in my defense, it was cases like JC Penny’s where my performance was not going...

I’M FINALLY FINDING A NEW PLACE TO LIVE IN!!!!!! OH MY SWEET LORD SALTY TOASTED BACON AND MEATBALL SANDWICHES AM I READY TO LEAVE THIS PLACE!!!!!

So I guess it’s safe to say none of these issues are going to be fixed anytime soon? Okay cool. Have some root beer in the mean time

Happy 50th to Sesame Street’s sister show! Let’s celebrate with orange juice, a glass of milk, iced tea, a cup of coffee and all the sweet rolls!

So at this point I’m just honestly maybe considering breaking my lease early cause my patience with this place has just been stripped away completely. My only concern is if this is going to potentially bite me in the *** one way or another.