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Quiet you, or you'll end up in my bowling bag. *Disembodied feet appear and start up a game of kick the Bo.

Audience: You mean other than your head?

You know... Sorta knew that was coming, from the dizzy spell to her visit to another Muppeteer turned doctor, to the blood test. Yep, Wanda's, um, with child to avoid some of the other colorful terms that could be used instead. But while I'm interested to see just what her litter produces, I...

What Bo fails to notice is that he can't move within the parameters of his own room, as it's filled to capacity with past due bill notices for that light that got punched out. And if he's not careful, his clock will be next to be punched.

*Disembodied hands snatch Bo's disembodied head and start playing basketball with it, dribbling and tossing it to another pair of disembodied hands, all the while keeping it away from Bo's beheaded body.

Oy... I'm worried now that Grover and that Bunsen jerk are tied for the lead. No matter who gets the next vote among them, that'll put Piggy squarely in last place. We rully need some votes to either take the lead again or stay in second. Of course, anything we say gets twisted by the...

Hmmm... Thought that references in VMMCM established that J.P. did die and leave his nephew the theater. At least, that's what one intimates from the gofer's comment backstage attempting to impress some of the chorus girls. Scooter: Um yeah... Uh guys... If you haven't yet, please vote for...

Of course it is Ru, I love the explanations you give as to the method behind your madness, um writing style. Rana is also the general Spanish word for "frog", so it works out well in any case. Mrs. Appleby was Robin's scout's den mother, she and the troop appeared in the Debbie Harry TMS...

Groovy and funny all at the same time. If you haven't yet, please vote for Piggy in Round/Part 3 of the 2007 Muppet Presidential Elections, we need all the votes we can get!

*Smugly, exactly.

Very nice. Thanks for the update. If we can help in any way, let us know... And please vote for Piggy, we need the votes to get rid of Bunsen!

And to clarify the matter once and for all... What we have been offering the public are just that, offers of what we can provide them. We haven't said that this is all subject to their voting for us, we know that a person can vote for whosoever they choose. But according to the statement...

The moles? That's a bald-faced lie, the moles have been long-standing supporters of the Piggy campaign... Especially thanks to Mabel, our mole cuisine staffer who's been helping us out after leaving her restaurant in Vegas well taken care of while she helps us here with the campaign.

Yeah... Trying to keep up with the sports, less crazy than trying to keep up with Bo's post count. Oh and Randall, if you haven't yet, please vote for Piggy, we could use all the votes we can get.

You know... This NHL playoffs are very tough for me to decide, at least the Eastern Conference. Rooting for the Sabres to win... But the other series, I want Ottawa to win so a Canadian team can advance to the finals. But if the Devils win, well, that'd give the Sabres a chance to beat all...

*Room #4 gets flooded with all the past due bill notices.

Good... Maybe that'll keep him quiet for a while, now back to the performance. Lewis Kazagger: You heard it here first... The Honeydew camp has resorted to bribing rats for their political endorsement with promises of free cheese that are only flim-flammery on the filching scientist's part...

Voiceover: Mr. Moppet is currently and temporarily indisposed. Please hang up the lizard an try again at another time. Thank you.

And you have King Agrippa to thank for that. *Evil laugh rings out through Bo's head mingling with memories of Moppet Family real and illusory worlds created by Randall, the Dark Universe where Kermit never existed, the strangeness of Sam the Eagle and Janice dating each other, and those...

*Bags tie themselves around Bo's hand and won't let go. *Bo's chimney starts sputtering out the ton of bill notices that are exclusively for him.