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  1. The Count

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Hmmm... There's no party scheduled for tonight. *Flips through calendar checking dates... Nope, only thing I have here is to snap Bunsen out of his delirium is to see the Sad and Lonely Man Science left him. Oh, that'd be Ben Stein. *Small joke from Muppets Tonight. Come on Bunsen...
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    Males, rally with me---don't shower!!

    *In the midst of the battle, a lone whistle is heard, freezing the action. Referee: There's been a penalty called on the field. After reviewing the tapes, #29 Tony "The Leech". Illegal use of deodorant to mask some of his stink. 2 minutes in the pit. *Tony's taken off of the field as the...
  3. The Count

    For Richard or Poorer

    Hmmm... This is starting to snowball into an added epilogue possibility. Will have to think a little longer on how to keep it, um, readable. Yes, that's the word. Now go and update your own fanfics! *Shoos everybody off to post installments for their own fabu stories here in the Three...
  4. The Count

    Males, rally with me---don't shower!!

    Aw, come on... Don't tell me you don't remember the time our USA stinkyness came across the Russians odifference... You opened up the hexfield view screen to see who was out there... You even thought you could throw them a lifeline and help each other out. Until they told you that we were AC...
  5. The Count

    For Richard or Poorer

    Mmm... Not in so many words if you know what I mean. Stay tuned.
  6. The Count

    Males, rally with me---don't shower!!

    *To Alex: If you say so. *Chomps down, devouring the leader of the Devil Dogs, after adding some sweet relish and cole slaw on top. Yeah, Joe Don Baker is Mitchell! The Martha Mitchell Story! Why does Tony look like he's caught in a wind tunnel? Well, at least there's wakachawaka music...
  7. The Count

    Males, rally with me---don't shower!!

    Oh sorry... But you're the one who got tumbled into the cheerleader/mascot costumes... Now let's just get back to our seats and watch the chaos, from a safe distance. *Takes Claudia after she's changed back into her normal fan clothes up to where we were sitting in the bleachers.
  8. The Count

    For Richard or Poorer

    And I could always poke you in return with the stick of naggery... *Using scary Jack Palance voicechanger bought from Tony at the last MST3K convention: The choice is yours... Choose... wisely...
  9. The Count

    Males, rally with me---don't shower!!

    Hey... I'm here as a spectator only. Let other guys get dirty... Besides... *Smells air. You smell that? It's far too clean. That means the undisputed king of stench, Byron, is nowhere near here. Good, I'd be afraid for everybody's noses if he was. *Eyes wide at Beaky Squeeky in bunny...
  10. The Count

    Males, rally with me---don't shower!!

    *In reply to WL (who from now on will I know him as one more friend named Tony): *In imitation of the lady from Chicken Run: Uh, I don't want ma freedom. *Brings Snicker-Treat bite-sized chocolate squares in a giant-sized bag, keg of Sprite and plexiglass popcorn-filled window box with...
  11. The Count

    Reflections in Foam

    *Hugs Melissa. Thank you for the story update nice lady. You want some of me cookies? It OK, me have extra. You deserve some for good story. Heck, there's even a KG reference in here. Love Telly's story and how Elmo found out about his own special heritage as part of the family. This is...
  12. The Count

    Visions 2: So We've Been Told

    Heh, I wouldn't bet on it. Bo's taken on the duties of head compiler at the MopFam Wiki hosted by WetPaint. He's currently working on a complet and exhaustive episode guide, which has left him completely exhausted. But I do hope this'll get updated... Some day...
  13. The Count

    For Richard or Poorer

    Well... What I'm thinking will only expand on the clandestine conversation at the reception, but won't put any true damper on the ending. Waiting to see if some friends update their own writings before deciding to post this deleted scene, you kow, use the one piece of leverage I have.
  14. The Count

    For Richard or Poorer

    Gee... What devious minds you guys have. Almost makes me want to post the last segment again, slightly altered. Hmmm, maybe a deleted scene? We'll see what happens, should you the masses demand it.
  15. The Count

    Favorite Movie on MST3K

    Hmmm... Funny, when I saw it the one time it aired, Frank wasn't in any of the host segments. It was this skinny nerdlike kid with black hair, black glasses, and black clothes. Which is why I've always thought of Fu Man Chu as a Season 1 episode. Oh well... BTW: From Santa vs. The...
  16. The Count

    Favorite Movie on MST3K

    Huh? Thought Dr. Airhart was in that episode. Maybe you're thinking of the episode with the "L-E-M-U-R" song and the agony booth?
  17. The Count

    Favorite Movie on MST3K

    You know... The only thing I remember about Fu Man Chu is one of the host segments, where Joel and the bots are playing flying carpet airport/traffic controllers.
  18. The Count

    Muppets Night at the Museum

    You know... Kinda feel bad that this delightful story has been left where it is. OK, so I know you've got loads on your plate sissy... But please post an update to this when you get the chance. Please?
  19. The Count

    Kermie's Girl (ushy-gushy fanfic)

    Well... Maybe this'll help get people, and hopefully the author back... For those of you reading who've wondered... Autumn Transylvane as artfully drawn by Beaky Squeeky. http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y240/SoftRains/update.jpg Ru, please poooost moooore!
  20. The Count

    Reflections in Foam

    Yes! Post mooooore please!
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