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*Spots Claudia... Hey... Is she supposed to have the fishy part on the bottom? Cause I think something went wrong. She's got the fishy part up top and her legs are sticking out. *Shakes wavy hair... Oh well. Come on Claudia, let's go for a spin in my sea cruiser. *Opens up hatch for her...

*As Underwater Leader... Prawn! Man yourself a sea horse and let's ride after that Borbarian! We'll teach him to bring his MopFammery into our world! *Grabs trident and starts blasting. BTW: Has anybody seen that cute mermaid named Claudia? I rully dig her grooviness in like a cosmic...

*Witch Doctor appears. Itought I told you not to tell anybody! *Says magic words and turns Prawny into a shrunken Muppaphone head.

*Gasps! Eating Nick's sugar bags? Ooh, you donna det a whipping!

*Hey... Look on the bright side. With no pants, you can't get pantsed. *Throws Prawn a pair of woolen mufferfluffers to wear over his bare bottom. Now if anybody asks, you're visiting from Sweden... The land of Britain's ancestors. *Hears bork-bork-borking from upstairs. Quick! Get out...

*Sighs... It's a long story Bo. Go back and read. It'll shock you to your seeds to find out who killed der Snowthergeist.

Writers? We don't need any stinkin' writers! Except for the fanfic writers, those we need, and want to have them post updates! Besides, we're just makin' this up as we go along. Right guys? *Looks at Bo with melon muzzle and Prawn with melon helmet and Nick who's hiding in the barrel with...

*Bats that were nesting in the tree hand Mildred an assortment of items to hurl at Bobin Hood.

*Takes watermelon half and stuffs it over Prawn to muffle his off-keyed singing. *Takes other half and shoves it over Bo's face like a muzzle. There, that oughta keep you two occupied. And what's more, out of my hands. *Looks at hands reddened with melon. Oh... Are these hands blemished...

*Marches in indignantly. Right, there'll be no singing in here! No singing! Take your ruddy Robin Hood nonsense somewhere else.

*Singing... Oodelalli oodelalli, golly what a day. Little Bo and Prawny Scarlet having fun... Jumping bridges, dodging arrows. Escaping from the sheriff. Oodelalli oodelalli... Golly what a day.

Heh... Go read through the 4th MC Awards nominations thread and you'll find out... Eventually...

Oh great... Now we have another ghost. Hmmm, maybe that'd be a good suggestion to da prawn for a new MC award. *Shrugs.

Hugs? No! Kathy is a purrson who deserves meowre than mere hugs. She merits... *Glomp! You know we're always here for ya Kat... So take care, rest up, and drink up whatever meds you need. Nurse Prairie and Rosita are watching over you... And you've got Gaffer there curled up next to mew...

Announcement. Hey peeps... Two new categories to vote fo, check the list again and see who you want to nominate for these exciting awards.

Ha... Not until Bunsen changes you back. Oh, if you see Beth, please tell her I need a quick chat. Thanks. *Goes back to crunching numbers.

Yeah... I'd vote for the Muppaphone too. Snowthmeister, check da' Wiki for Fizzgig buddy.

*Crazy Harry pops up... CH: Did somebody say "dynamite"? *Presses the plunger and runs away cackling as a loud "Boom!" is heard from downstairs.

Thanks Alex. *Sits down to count how many are left. It's OK... If we need more I'll send one of my little darklings to fetch some replacements. BTW: Off-topic... When I was younger I actually found a four-leaf clover. But when I showed it to my mom, the wind blew it away. Oh well...

*Watching all of this... UD: Jim save us... Now Erin will have her button pushed and join in this petty foolery. You know... Clauds has a habbit of being a rabbit. Count: Yes, indeed she does. She's rather cute as a bunny... Crazed, but cute. So, do you think we should share that haunter...