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DanDan: Did someone say..."tooth fairy"? *runs out*

DanDan: I'm confused. Let's have a rake throwing competition *presents rake* *throws rake* Oh my...I win

DanDan: Oh well...it's just my new...make up. That gorgeous DanDan recommended it. Now...Jacky boy...my feet are tired would you mind giving them a rub? :halo:

*DanDan enters dressed as Mairin* You called? *stumbles and falls to ground* Am I too late for Christmas dinner?

DVDs Muppets Wizard of Oz Series 1 of TMS Monster in law Batman Begins Chesney and the choco factory (;) ) The Magic Roundabout Rocky Horror Beetlejuice CDs Like A Prayer- Madonna Bedtime Stories- Madonna Harmonium- Vanessa Carlton Working Class Hero- John Lennon Books Madonna's biog Sharon...

*at Isis Tee's apartment* Isis: It's so nice of you to come over for Christmas Eve Fem: Well...you did invite me... Isis: But don't you think that spending Christmas Eve together is...romantic? *flutters eyelashes* Fem: Yes of course. Do you like the nail polish I bought you? Isis: Oh...

*Fem climbs through window* Fem: This *pant* room *gasp* is on *gasp* the twenty-third *pant* storey DanDan: Why didn't you use the elevator? Fem: *sigh* Oh no..I've become the random one

*opens box of chocolates, pours chocolates onto ground and eats box* Mmm...cardboard my favourite. Jack....is that mistletoe you're standing under?? :flirt:

Oh Jack, glad you got here. And with chocolates...*sniff*...you do love me. I kinda lied about Mairin, but as Jesus would say "what's done is done, thy kingdom come"

*still on phone* I need your help. Bring me a box of chocolates to help...smother the flames...

*howls down phone* She's on fire, Jack!! I was looking at her new dress when I accidentally covered her in gasoline and set her alight..

My Christmas message/Madonna song quote

Marry Christmas trees? That would be bigamy, Mr. Moppet, and I hope you aren't suggesting that I am a bigamist. *pulls cell phone from back of shoe* JACK!! COME QUICK...I NEED YOUR HELP!! IT'S ABOUT...MAIRIN!

That's fab! Really really fab! And I don't use that word a lot...oh wait...yes I do...but still! :)

*Giggle*

*DanDan runs through door* Did someone say lobsters?

Yay! :)

Oh my god, that's fab!! :)

DanDan: I hear business has gone down since Moptopia moved in next door. Now where was I? Oh yes, I was showing Fem Taeer my new shoe. *goes to Fem* See you can use it as a shoe or..*gestures to mud inside* a plantpot. Fem: Peapea...don't look at the mud DanDan: Mud? That's no mud, it's...

..yeah well. I swallowed a mop. The doctor said if I swallowed one more I would get a coupon for "Mops R Us." Wouldn't you like that? A free mop!!